Howard Beach, Queens - Tired of seeing their criminal gains decline due to a shrinking economy and legislative indifference, the leading organized crime families in America have joined forces to take over the US government. "Youse won't be hearing...
Feeling petulant, peevish and ever the perverse petite-maitre, President Obama became the latest Poster Boy for the Peter Principal in US politics as he postured, prevaricated, and pissed off most of America over the still unresolved Debt De...
eBay, the auction bidding site has been forced to close their Russian version after it was discovered that the site was being used to sell harvested body parts. "It certainly upped the yuck factor," said Chief of Police Yuri Trubble. "Contrary to...
A recent USA Today analysis claiming that federal employees are more likely to die than they are to get fired or laid off has caused an outrage among a certain portion of the American public. The article-published in the July 19th edition of the n...
BALL BUSTING NEWS RELEASE: New York attorney, Isadore Benvenudo, announced today that he is willing to provide a pro bono defense for the alleged depiction of the XXX rated photo of Weiner's weiner that has been displayed on the Internet. Agreein...
Former White House Chief of Staff, ballet dancer, Mossad Agent and potty mouthed politician Rahm Emanuel did what the former Daley Family, both father and son. couldn't accomplish in 46 years, return Chicago to the 1930's...in just two weeks! Elec...
The FIFA bribes probe kicked off big time yesterday when president Sheep Bleater was put in the frame. Mohamed Bin Laden, who is challenging Sheep Bleater for the Godfather role in the firm, demanded the Old Bill search Bleater's lock up for 'brow...
In a letter sent to the Suffolk County police department a member of the Mafia named Luciano Bagarella claims that the Mafia killed and dumped the bodies of four women near Cedar Beach on Long Island to send the New York police department a clear mes...
Mafia boss Enrico 'Fat Fingers' Mazzola, of New York City's notorious Mazzola crime family revealed today that the late Al Qaeda figurehead had been introduced to a 'health adjustment team' disguised as waiters in his Abbotabad compound. Mazzola r...
"The advert is deeply offensive to millions of Catholics" was the main objection coming from the Vatican. What advert? The offensive billboard displayed throughout Italy and beyond depicts Pope Benedict on a golf links wearing a striped tee-shirt and tartan knickerbockers. We see him waving his putter in the air and leaping for joy as the ball is about to drop into the hole at the 12th. In the...
It's just been revealed by a guy smoking a cigar outside the 16th Street Social Club in Queens, New York that HRH Prince Andrew's application to join the Gambino crime family has been declined. Prince Andrew's nefarious activities have been recent...
An unrepentant Rahm Emanuel, seemingly denied his rightful ascension to the Chicago mayoral throne, claims that his write in candidacy will trump any legal proclamations to the contrary saying, "The will of the people, both dead and alive will preva...
Rahm Emanuel's Chicago Family has reportedly 'gone to the mattresses' after two of three appellate court judges ruled his mayoral bid is bogus due to residency requirements! Emanuel, former Chicago Underboss and US senator, who went on to Washingt...
Unconfirmed reports are surfacing that Chicago's notorious head of La Familia, Don Mario Malvagio, has been elected Grand Master Wizard of the UK's 700,000 Freemasons at Bristol's famous Masonic Hall. In a ground-breaking ceremony involving apron...
BROOKLYN - In what is being hailed as one of the biggest FBI Mafia busts in recent memory a total of 127 Mafia bosses, underbosses, hitmen, extortionists, and racketeers were rounded up and arrested. The Mafioso's were all members associated with...
BROOKLYN - The head of the Brooklyn-based Goombalini Family, Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini was recently approached by a group of computer programmers from Detroit about a little problem they are having. The group headed by Gino Stashafini,...
Welcome, to our monthly chat from your Godmother, Don Everard Farquaharson. Hello Loves, and what a month it has been! It all started down the left side, from me hip, right through to me ankle! I don't mind telling you, I could swing for that doctor. Anyway, I was getting ready for bed, just had me glass of wincarniss, and put me face pack on, when there's a bang on the front door! I th...
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