Hull City manager Phil Brown has confirmed that his team's FA Cup 3rd round exit at Wigan Athletic was due to the fact that the Latics 'need' to have a good 'Cup run' was greater than that of the Tigers, and he had, therefore, ordered his City player...
Late this afternoon, at the Gotti Social Club in New York, the US Treasury Department announced the public component to the Public Private Investment Program (PPIP). The "pupick," Treasury Secretary Geithner's plan to apply Chanel #5 to the large...
Louis Saha scored after 25 seconds at Wembley, but then the cup final descended into the realms of mediocrity. (Louis Saha just completely buggered up my story) In what probably would have been a boring stalemate, with Chelsea being negative and E...
The Cup Final has been called off. Officials of Chelsea and Everton football clubs emerged from a meeting this morning to announce that they will probably cancel the game. Nothing definite yet, but it looks like a non-runner. Interest in the FA...
Police have sensationally cancelled this afternoon's FA Cup Final between Chelsea and Everton after it was discovered around 10.30 am this morning that thieves have stolen Wembley Stadium. The theft wasn't discovered until mid morning because the...
After her stunning recent entrance onto the world singing stage, and last weekend's qualification for its final, Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle is set to reach an even wider audience after being invited to sing the national anthem at Wembley S...
A Press statement is expected to be released later today that may have severe implications for the FA Cup final between Chelsea and Everton at Wembley on 30 May. It's thought that, because of developments in the Swine Flu crisis, with the virus no...
Manchester United have been installed as odds on favourites to win this years FA Cup. This is despite losing the semi final to Everton during a penalty shoot out. Andy Fakeirishman, a leading soccer pundit for ITV said "I don't care what anyone sa...
Hull City manager Phil Brown has said that his team will be able to concentrate that much harder on their Premier League survival, after they were dumped out of the FA Cup by Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium tonight. Hull led for most of the 6th ro...
There were celebrations at the KC Stadium today, when Premier League newboys Hull City progressed through to the last five of the FA Cup for the first time in 79 years. The Tigers and their fans sat on the edge of their seats as Arsenal and Burnle...
An emergency meeting of the FA at Lancaster Gate today, has decided that the FA Cup fourth round replay between Everton and Liverpool, should be taken to an extraordinary penalty shoot-out after severe doubt was cast on Everton's 'goal'. Viewers w...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has caused controversy tonight ahead of tomorrow's FA Cup fourth round tie against Tottenham Hotspur, by telling reporters that his players will be going all-out to break the all-time scoring record for the...
Ipswich Town, who yesterday beat Chesterfield in the 3rd round of the FA Cup, are this morning the subject of an FA investigation after it was revealed that they may have fielded an inelligible fan. Chesterfield were only involved in the game as a...
Droylsden and Chesterfield - two names some fans will never be able to forget, after the titanic battles the teams have fought in this season's FA Cup competition. The tie was settled at the fourth attempt on Wednesday with the non-League outfit winn...
Masters of the inept, Conference North outfit Droylsden FC are to be thrown out of the FA Cup despite their recent heroics for fielding an ineligible player. Droylsden were in the third round of the prestigious cup and set to play Chesterfield whe...
In a predictably one-sided game today, underdogs Leeds United were beaten by the once great Histon. Histon's win was put down to the state of the pitch (wet) and the appalling weather which the Leeds players had never experienced in the balmier cl...
Cardiff City failed to turn up for the FA Cup Final on May 17th.
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