Micheal Jackson may have been the victim of his beloved chimp Bubbles. The mischievous monkey was a known sex offender (which is why Jackson bought him in the first place) and had a legendary temper which could turn nasty in an instant. Mysteri...
Micheal Jackson converted to the Church of Scientology before his sudden death last night. The 'King of Poo Poo' apparently made the decision after watching a Tom Cruise movie in which Tom Cruise takes off his shirt and makes love to a woman weari...
Shocking reports are being heard coming from the inner sanctum of the Jackson death ranch saying that the beloved 'King of Poop' was pregnant when he died. The states coroner's office have refused to either acknowledge of refute the suggestions th...
It has been reported by unconfirmed sources that the undisputed 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson died while engaged in unblocking his rectum on a gold-plated toilet. The star had just completed a rigorous training session involving weightlifting smal...
A live-in doctor who shared a home with dead bloke Michael Jackson has inexplicably gone on the lam following the most talented musician ever's allegedly drug induced demise. Reports from the UK appear to suggest that the physician is serial killi...
Amongst all the other conspiracy theories that are awash on the Internet, and there is ONE which is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Of all the places to find the truth, The Thespoof.com is the one place that people would not lo...
Los Angeles, CA - It has been announced by Michael Jackson's agent, Rudy Goodfella, that the planned Michael Jackson Tour in Britain will go ahead as planned. "We intend to continue on, in spite of Michael's passing. Michael Jackson was one of the...
Following the death of Michael Jackson, probably the world's greatest ever musical talent in Los Angeles, writers all over the world racked their brains to come up with eye catching headlines. However, all comers were battered into oblivion by The...
Salford janitor Donald Skoob contacted theSpoof.com today to tell us that as far as he's concerned, deceased pop singer Michael Jackson, who was more talented than Mozart according to some sources, owed him £5 Jackson, who died approximately $500m...
Bono broke down when he heard the news of Michael Jackson's passing. "He did what"? "He had a doctor inject pain killer into his bloodstream"? "WTF is that about"? Thus the famous singer and saviour of the world greeted Jackson's death amidst t...
Stories of Michael Jackson's death came as a surprise everywhere but not nearly so much as in Mumbai. The people there say Jackson was seen this morning although no one saw him up close. "It was Jackson", says Marithi Thackery who has seen Jack...
Los Angeles, CA - Entertainer, Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', died yesterday after the result of going into cardiac arrest at his home in the hills above Los Angeles. It has come to light that he may have been involved in a 'homosexual demon...
Los Angeles - (Insolvent Ass Mess): "Even his reputed ownership of the Beatles Songbook was a class-act whopper, right off the Richter scale!" was how one LA lawyer described Michael Jackson's estate following the FBI's freezing of all the singer's a...
London - (ReUterus): Grieving former Michael Jackson nanny/hired womb-with-a-view bimbo Deborah Rowe is said to be hiring royal divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton to stop a High Court bid that would make the dead singer's three children royal wards of c...
Los Angeles - (Alien Ass Mess): Fabled alien autopsy specialist Ray Santilli hopes to add Michael Jackson to his tally of extraterrestrial post-mortems having already cleaned up with Anna Nicole Smith and Jade Goody. Santilli flew last night into...
Media demon Michael Jackson 50 is dead causing the world media to go into shock. Some tabloids speculate he died to get back into the limelight after the rise of Susan Boyle and the illnesses of Jade Goody, Farah Fawcett and Patrick Swayze. However t...
London - (OMFG! Ass Mess): Self-confessed 'greedy bastard' concert promoter David Campbell, CEO of AEG Europe, is being probed by police after advance box office takings 'in excess of £500 million' vanished from the O2 Arena's London bank accounts.
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