Authorities in California, with the cooperation and assistance of the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) have discovered that Michael Jackson faked his death. In truth, the King of Pop is still alive and has been living under the name and iden...
Smooth criminal Mark Hat, today emerged from Wormwood Scrubs Prison in London, blinking in an effort to cope with something known as sunshine, and admitted that he was bad. It made sense to this Spoof.com reporting team, because they don't usually...
Los Angeles, CA - Entertainer, moonwalker, dancer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', will be resurrected on Sunday, June 28, 2009. The Reverend Al Sharpton will be presiding over the resurrection. Tickets for the resurrection will go on sale immediately through the internet ticket seller Mr. Ticket. Michael Jackson 'The King Of Pop' The Resurrection Church of Divine Intervention...
Michael Jackson has finally made it to his place in Never Never Land. Wonder what he thought it would be like? Probably forgot about Captain Hook and the croc with the clock. Sorry, Wendy, or Lisa Marie and the others aren't coming with you but...
London: Who will get Wackos Kids? ... is the question on everyone's lips tonight, after the death of the pop prince from a heart attack yesterday. Mark Russell of UK pressure group Fathers 4 Justice, a group which holds wacky daredevil stunts on t...
In a strange turn of irony, 'Pulp' front man Jarvis Cocker's set was interrupted by the ghost of Michael Jackson moonwalking across the stage - as he sang some dire dirges at Glastonbury today. Jarvis 18 lbs famously mooned Michael Jackson at the...
LOS ANGELES COUNTY, CA - "Maybe now everyone will remember the man for his achievements and legacy he's left behind, rather than his faults and his allegations," said Macaulay Carson Culkin, of his close friend and "undercover lover" Michael Jackson'...
After the sad demise of one of the greatest pop stars in history today, Michael Jackson's management team announced that his UK tour would still go ahead, with his face performing the concerts. 'Yes', PR agent Jack McJackson said, 'Michael's face...
Gary, Indiana - Steel Worker News - Obituary Page -- This blue collar steel driven town of coal dust, sweat, and union workers, prepared to welcome home one of its own, as Departed Pop Icon Michael Jackson was declared a "national treasure" by Pres...
This interview was made 15 days before the King of Pop passed away. In London for his This Is It "comeback" concert performances, Michael Jackon's getting all ready for his last interview... But who knew? His publicist was there, and the publicist's assistant. Jackson' tour manager chatted with a secretary who tapped non-stop on a pink laptop. Bodyguards stood by the door, while Christian Au...
Investigators investigating the spookily mysterious and totally unexpected death of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, have made a gruesome discovery under the star's house at his Neverland ranch - what looks like a human skeleton. Jackson, 51, die...
LOS ANGELES, CA - The tragic loss of the King of Pop has been blamed on the mechanical failure of a crucial valve used to regulate the pressure in Jackson's hyperbaric chamber, say hydro-mechanical engineers who inspected the equipment earlier today...
The preliminary results of the Michael Jackson autopsy were leaked to the press this afternoon in Southern California. The autopsy confirms that the King of Pop suffered a massive coronary and died due to loss of heart function. The autopsy also...
Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) refuse to jump on the Wacko Jacko bandwagen by not sending their filthy, scumbag reporters into the Wacko funeral parlour. Therefore Jaggedone sent one of his intrepid CIA reporters into the Eminem house...
JAN JOSE, CA - Hiro Koichi, 13, of San Jose, California was hospitalized today after suffering an epileptic seizure. Koichi, a regular contributor to his favorite spoof website, was checking on the results of a Michael Jackson story he'd written l...
Promoters of the postponed (and now cancelled) Michael Jackson tour in England have announced that they will not be able to refund any of the ticket money. Those holding tickets for the concerts, cancelled due to the death of Jackson, should "keep t...
Micheal Jackson's last meal has been revealed. He ate lots of cheese and a big bag of carrots. It might have contributed to his death. Then again, it might not. The day before he was seen eating a hamburger and drinking a cup of his own urine.
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