Today the US government relaxed it hold over the internet which slipped through their fingers and smashed into a million pieces on the floor. The accident happened as the Director for Worldland Internetery complained that his hand had cramp from k...
The Conservative Nazi Evil Twin project continued yesterday when David Cameron's evil twin made an appearance at the Labour Paarty conference. As Gordon Brown rallied his troops, Evil Cameron leaped onto the stage and began running around making c...
Southern India: An elephant participating in a Hindu ceremony today surprised everyone by suddenly charging. Several people were injured in the confusion. Eye witnesses claim that the elephant began demanding 100,000 Rupees per person to watch hi...
Helga Schmidt, a 1.5 tonne dead woman from Austria has helped solve the mystery of a missing Innsbruck man when a recent examination of her 5 year old corpse showed that she didn't die alone. The amazing X-ray images show the body of a man who had...
Yesterday, a new cost saving initiative to remove drivers from the London Tram network was unveiled. A spokesman explained, "The principle is much like an old Hornby train set. A five year old boy sits on top of a high tower where he has total vi...
The Conservatives Nazi Evil Twin project continues as the Evil Twin for David Cameron was today the victim of bad customer service and he expressed his anger by urinating on the floor of his local bank and flinging feces at the staff. "He was like...
The conservatives today have unveiled plans which they hope will win them the next election. In a bid to run the next government, David Cameron has cloned himself an evil twin. The twins will live and also debate together jointly in Prime Minis...
Alistair Darling has announced a huge cut in departmental services today to save the government money but a leaked memo from the treasury indicates a new scheme which incorporates a particular type of new service to raise cash. The scheme involves...
The Fashion world was both shocked and orgasmic with pleasure last week during a show featuring the new shoe collection by Monsignor Sado where all models had their toes surgically removed to model his latest range of footwear called Pegs. The Peg Sado has long attempted to replicate the type of walk already popularised by many women in high heels today. Sado explains, "They walk like gori...
An 'Honesty test' being trialled by a UK University has provided some surprising results which are now helping the UK Government in the fight against spies. Dr Miles Dempsey explains his team's attempt to prove the Honesty Test is not a complete...
Insurance companies are taking decisive action against increasing claims against property damage which, they say, could easily be avoided by not buying 'at risk' properties in the first place. In guidelines published today, the national governing...
Frank Miller put's himself in the thick of the escalating conflict; the battle for the Arctic's soul. UN and Global Policy At the end of their 3 day stop in the Arctic, (see the Spoof News article "UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour") global rock stars UN and their charismatic lead singer Ban Ki-Moon have proved again that world class celebrities can change government policy.
Alain Robert, a Spiderman impersonator from France, failed to fool the people of Kuala Lumpur yesterday when he forgot to wear his costume. Crowds, although moderately impressed with his climbing skills, were incensed when M. Robert (he's French)...
Astronauts on the International Space Station were angry today after they fell for a practical joke from mission control. They were told to test a special machine which would clean up their urine to make it safe and drinkable. The world watched a...
Global rock superstars UN arrived in the Arctic on the current leg of their World Climate tour and already frontman Ban Ki-Moon has created controvosy at a news conference. "The cold here is screwing with my voice! If there's one thing global wa...
Frank Miller investigates past and present Police methods of tackling the increase of drunken behaviour on the streets of the UK. Another ASBO You may have heard about the Drunken ASBO launched this week, but this isn't the whole story. In a less publicised initiative, the streets of Newport in Wales have become the arena for a new pilot scheme which about to begin its six month trial.
Yesterday Iceland, the troubled bank, have agreed to pay the money (lost last year) back to their investors. Iceland's CEO John T Icehole held a news conference. "We're very sorry for the distress we've caused the UK and the world", he said, "we a...
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