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Funny story: French Cork Soakers Rated Best in Wine Industry

French Cork Soakers Rated Best in Wine Industry

Following the prestigious International Wine Tasting competition held in Bordeaux, France this last week, a formerly unrecognized segment of wine industry workers was featured at the event. While vintners typically take all the credit for an award w...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Opens A Wine House

Amy Winehouse Opens A Wine House

Today, in London, singer Amy Winehouse opened a brand new wine house, called Amy's Winehouse.

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Funny story: Benefits of Red Wine

Benefits of Red Wine

A new study was released this week; giving more evidence as to the benefits of moderate Wine drinking. The Institute of North American Winos, headquarter in Harlem New York, published its results online.

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Funny story: Oz Clark admits wine is just 'alcoholic grape juice'

Oz Clark admits wine is just 'alcoholic grape juice'

Wine boffin Oz Clarke today let the cat out of the bag and exposed the Wine World's biggest secret - it's all a pile of pretentious tosh.

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Funny story: Three-Buck Chuck turns to Three-Buck Upchuck for American consumer as grapes begin to sour for wine maker

Three-Buck Chuck turns to Three-Buck Upchuck for American consumer as grapes begin to sour for wine maker

It appears as if the grapes are beginning to sour for California wine maker, Bucking Bronco Wine Co. famed for its three-dollar bottle of wine Charles Shaw variety as their brand is vastly turning into the three-buck upchuck for American consumers.

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Funny story: Red Wine Good For Your Heart, Says Notorious Drunken Bastard

Red Wine Good For Your Heart, Says Notorious Drunken Bastard

Notorious drunken bastard Leon Elpings insists that a good glass of pinot cuts cholesterol and keeps away toenail fungus.

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Funny story: "English" wine to be produced in France

"English" wine to be produced in France

After a disastrous growing season, the English wine industry has taken the decision to re-locate to Southern France, in a bid to ensure decent crops for the future.

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Funny story: Vintage fraud

Vintage fraud

The FBI in New York are investigating accusations of fraud in high-end wine sales at various auction houses in the city. Investigators have collected data on wine sales at Christie's New York auction house, where German wine merchant Hardy Rodens...

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Funny story: When You Vomit Fish, Vomit White Wine

When You Vomit Fish, Vomit White Wine

Hello dear readers. My name is Alexander Woolcott, and this is my inaugural column for advice on fine dining and etiquette.

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Funny story: Tony Blair creates 'Blairbot'

Tony Blair creates 'Blairbot'

Tony Blair has created a highly lifelike 'Blairbot' to help him when he is needed at a highly important meeting and a garden party sponsored by a wine company at the same time.

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Funny story: George Best Is New BBC Director General

George Best Is New BBC Director General

Champagne corks popped at George Best's favourite watering hole, Blackpool's Yates Wine Lodge, when it was announced that the football legend was to be the new BBC director general.   The BBC decided that the new bos...

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Funny story: I am Totally Drunk Right Now.

I am Totally Drunk Right Now.

Yes, I had a sort of bad day so I came home and enjoyed some wine in a box and it rocks and I like to rhyme but I don't have the time and tequila goes good with lime but the store is fresh out so my aunt has gout but little does she pout as I write about how drunk I am and I can still spell great because that's my job come Tuesday. It snowed hard today, and I hate snow like Michael...

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Funny story: Product Recall: FIALFA COUPE (2.0 TURBO PLUS )

Product Recall: FIALFA COUPE (2.0 TURBO PLUS )

It has come to our attention that the above model may be slightly unreliable, and not function as intended when we drew up the plans one sunny Italian day during a wine-soaked 4 hour lunch. Occupants are in no way at risk, but as a precaution, your car should NOT be driven. FIALFA SA and their agents are not responsible for death, serious injury or other minor inconveniences caused in the...

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