Two Graton men are recovering from frostbite after the shack in which they were ice fishing fell through the ice of Otter Tail Lake in Minnesota last week. Enjoying the warmest March in 90 years of record-keeping hasn't kept the population of Fe...
OUTER BANKS, North Carolina - A young boy fishing off a pier in North Carolina with his parents was the victim of a freak accident last week when a barb from a stingray being hauled upon a fishing boat broke off from the animal and flew straight towa...
Reports are coming in from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) of a domestic disturbance that has sent at least one citizen to hospital, and left a shambles in a domestic kitchen on the outskirts of Toronto apparently after an outdoor sporting e...
Alex Salmond Scotlands First Minister, and Nicola Sturgeon Scotlands Health Minister want to promote the fishing industry in Scotland. Salmond and Sturgeon want to increase Scotlands position in the fishing industry to create more employment. The...
Reykjavík - News on the warf from the fishing captain of the Smelly Gut fishing vessel here, Captain Vjernikisivk is that his whalemeat is soon to be the coin of the realm. With the demise of the Icelandic monetary system, and the closing of all...
San Francisco, CA.-The Fulton Street Bait Shop, located on the fishing pier at Harbor Point, is holding it's annual "Take a Kid Fishing Day" sale this coming Saturday. There will be lots of eager children just waiting for the chance to catch that big...
Following an emotional television advertisement, eschewing the benefits of fishing, a Spoof contributor today announced that he would be taking up the 'sport' because it made sense and was just too difficult a challenge to resist. The writer, who...
Before the wedding, the bride to be generally registers at a local department store (or local store in a national chain) so that would be gift givers can find out what she wants or needs. This generally helps to coordinate gifts and keeps the new co...
When you go fishin' and you catch somethin', that's good. If you're making love and you catch somethin', that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither…and want to know how many other fish you caught. Fish don't complain if you light up a smoke right after you catch them. You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you l...
Two Myanmar (Burma) fishermen have survived for almost a month in shark-infested waters by floating in a large ice box after their boat sank, rescue officials said. The men, both aged in their 20s, were on a 12-meter Thai fishing boat with 18 othe...
Responding to an upswing in the practice of dog fishing, Alabama lawmakers have sent a measure to the Governor's desk outlawing the cruel sport. "We need to send a message to folks that catching dogs from the back of moving pick-up trucks with fis...
Yesterday Irish Government Spokesperson Gerry Fiddler announced that from next month combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips to the Republic where to be banned.
This years World Gay Fishing Final will be at held at Shit Creek, County Clare on Ireland's wet and windy west coast during the inaugural Spanish Point Gay and Lesbian Festival.
Sussex - The 102 pound mirror carp that was 'caught' by 82 year old William Fuller has been discovered to be a catch not worthy of the world record.
On the side lines of fishing and hunting tour at the beach of Barberra Ocean, Mr. Bush complained;...
It was in the late summer of 2007 as I recall that Mr Sherlock Holmes and I sojourned in the Portuguese resort of Praia Da Luz, that fishing village so burdened by the hopes of a world desperate for news of the missing infant Madeline McCann.
Blairsville, Georgia (IP) - The leading manufacturer of lead fishing sinkers has announced that his company will remove all of the lead from all of the lead sinkers his company makes. This will make the sinkers much lighter and easier to ship and wi...
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