London - Four fake 'knights' have been given hefty bungs to get them to perform at the Diamond Jubilee concert in June. Agents for Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Mick Jagger, Sir Elton John and Sir Tom Jones said today they'd initially turned down the cha...
Mick Jagger has pulled out of an event due to be hosted by David Cameron at the Davos summit, complaining of "the lack of chocolate biscuits". The Rolling Stones singer had been due to attend a tea party at the Swiss resort as part of a campaign t...
David Cameron has secretly reconsidered his decision to veto the Eurozone agreement, not because Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Flegg threw a wobbly and poured arsenick in his tea but because he overheard the French foreign minister talking abo...
London - On the heels of a meeting between Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones have announced plans for their 50th Anniversary World tour. The aging duo of Jagger and Richards met for several hours today plotting out how to best cel...
Island Somewhere - Mick Jagger offered the use of his private Caribbean island Villa to Paul McCartney and new bride Nancy Shevell. He apparently left notes all over the house of what could and couldn't be done in the Villa, along with detailed "How...
Amy Winehouse's death now has two new connections to non-drug related causes. A recording of a un-named demo song reveals she was extremely upset by American politicians lack of resolve to raise the dept ceiling. "Screw the dirty bastards in the U...
Rock star Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade, has decided to leave her partner and to move to England from the party island of Ibiza. The fashion designer and jewellery maker has decided that she needs to concentrate on being a good 'mum' even though he...
LONDON - It is being reported in several England publications that the sharp-tongued comedian Ricky Gervais has agreed to be the master of ceremonies at the upcoming April 29th Royal Wedding Reception for Prince William and Kate Middleton. Gervais...
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth II has informed the media that she has booked one of the greatest rock and roll bands off all time, The Rolling Stones to perform at her grandson William and her future granddaughter-in-law Kate's wedding reception. Accord...
LOS ANGELES - Classic chamber musician-singer Esperanza Spalding says that she still finds it difficult to accept the fact that she actually beat out one of the world's most popular young male singers, Justin Bieber, for Best New Artist at the 53rd G...
Well, Justin Beiber lost out for Best New Singer. Hopefully his mam was there to give him a big hug and mop up his tears. There will be little girls, all over the world, crying, sobbing, weeping. Mick Jagger...wow! How can someone his age move the way he did? He was prancing across the stage, at speed, skinny legs looking like they could snap at any given moment? As to the song he sang?...
HOLLYWOOD - The lead singer for Aerosmith Steven Tyler told reporters that he is loving every single minute of being the new judge on the American Idol panel. Steven, known as "Lips" Tyler because of his Mick Jaggeresque trout snout says that he c...
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The British Bulldog, was in Tinsel Town taking care of business matters regarding his brand new show X-Factor. The singing reality show is a spin-off of his highly successful X-Factor from London, England. Cowell h...
Yes. You've read it. Mick Jagger strikes! Again. - The former member of the rock band, "The Rolling Stones" has confessed earlier today, that he had an affair with The President's mother, Ann Dunham. "She was hot! We met in a pub, I asked for he...
Aging front man for the legendary rock band The Rolling Stones has announced that he will run for a seat in The House of Commons. "I am serious" he told skeptical reporters. "Why, Mick? Why are you doing it" Called out one reporter from the BBC.
LOS ANGELES - Angelina Jolie's face doctor, Dr. Vernon Celticbridge, has informed the movie starlet that her lips augmentation surgery has continued to increase in size and that the lips are getting pretty close to starting to look a little bit on th...
SOHO, England - Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones since back when the Mediterranean Sea was known as the Mediterranean Creek says that he and his fellow Rolling Stone band mates will probably retire in 2014. Jagger, who is 66, said th...
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