MANHATTAN - Rex Ryan the head football coach of the NFL New York Jets was spotted in Macy's Department Store. He was asked by a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, Gingerbread Matchaletti why he was in the store. The Jets coach replie...
The first non-contact football game in NFL history was played yesterday at Giant Stadium between the NY Giants and the Chicago Bears. The event was the culmination of years of controversy and debate among politicians, physicians, and do-gooders seek...
MANHATTAN - New York Jets football coach Rex Ryan was shopping in Macy's Department Store when he was asked by a reporter for The RumorMonger Revue Tabloid about his newly revealed foot fetish. Ryan turned three shades of shocking pink. He giggled...
DALLAS - Tony Romo, the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, has just completed the greatest pass in his NFL career, a touchdown pass to blonde girlfriend Candice Crawford. Tony and his beautiful girlfriend were having dinner at The Fifty Yard Line...
Investigators from the office of the National Football League announced today they were dropping the investigation of the 41 year old Viking's quarterback's penis after a thorough forensic study showed conclusively penis pix sent to a female reporte...
NY Jets fans today applauded coach Ryan's decision to bench Mark Sanchez and start newly acquired Heisman winner Cam Newton after Sunday's dismal performance at home against the inept Miami Dolphins. Sanchez, looking dazed, confused, and terrified...
A handcuffed Cecil Newton's applause echoed off the walls of the Best Buy Stadium in New York City as his son, current Auburn and former University of Florida and Blinn College quarterback Cam Newton won the 2010 "Heisman / Future NFL First-Round-Bus...
Cam Newton, Auburn's best football player in decades, won the Heisman Trophy in a tsunami of votes cast by Sports Writers, and later celebrated with new beau Kim Kardashian who was on hand to keep an eye on her latest conquest. Newton, who ecl...
Saying he'd accomplished all he could at the University of Southern California, USC, vagabond coach Lane Kiffin said he's ready to move on to the job he always wanted; Head Coach of the Florida Gators! Successful Florida head coach Urban Meyer, 4...
Bill Belichick, head coach for the New England Patriots, announced today that he is leaving the Patriots, effective immediately, for his life-long dream job, Sales Representative for Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance. Belichick, whose resume in...
The New England Patriots led by Machiavellian Coach Bill Belichick and quarterbacked by Tom Brady, deflated the gas bag Jets in their showdown at Foxboro with a 45-3 'good old ass whuppin' as Don Meredith would have said if he had been alive to see...
NEW YORK, NY - Though he is not an active, reserve, or practice squad member of the New York Jets, area man Kris Hellersworth repeatedly identified himself with the organization during Monday night's game, according to observers. "Goddammit! We ne...
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, the $2.9 million dollar league leader who actually makes more like $9.76 million in overall compensation, and TV bonuses, hinted that there could be some "rehearsing" of football games so that television cameras are aw...
Appearing relaxed and confidant, NE Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, reclining in front of his fireplace clad in flannel boxer shorts and calf high sheepskin house slippers, said he would 'go commando' if his team loses to those "loud mouth fat NY Ba...
Miami - Mercury Morris is upset that no NFL teams are undefeated. "I live for going on ESPN and bragging about an old record that really doesn't mean much to most Americans. Sure, our team went undefeated and the season was only 14 games long, bu...
CHICAGO - Wikileaks has over 250,000 documents. And filed among the vast volume is a sports document which states that a Los Angeles based group headed by talk show host Larry King has had several conversations with the owner of the NFL Minnesota Vik...
Brett Favre friended his new coach on Facebook because his coach sent him a request last Tuesday. "I couldn't decide to friend him right away, because I wasn't sure he should be able to see the bad things I post on my homepage, and I wanted to see...
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