NEWCASTLE will offer Harry Redknapp £20million to be their new boss till he is sacked at the end of the season.
In order to improve the club's fortunes this season, Newcastle chairman Mike Ashley has suggested that the 1994 film "The Shawshank Redemption" might be the ideal choice to replace Sam Allardyce, who was sacked this week.
Police yesterday stormed the homes of violent football hooligans, trashing flimsy council front doors across the country in a bid to put Britons worst off-pitch offenders being bars...
Expensive new coach of the England football team, Fabio Capello, has stunned all in the football world by announcing that all members of the English squad will be required to learn Italian.
Hospital wards across England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales have been closed in a bid to slow the spread of SAAP, the so-called 'sick-as-a-parrot' bug (Hoddlevirus Keegansiensis) after England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales all failed t...
Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has been ruled out of playing for at least three months today, after he suffered a Torn Ego in the 4-4 draw with Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge at the weekend.
The Manchester United footballer at the centre of the controversial and exciting 'rape storm' allegation story, Jonathan 'Jonny' Evans, was framed by a Chelsea slag, sources at the cl...
A 19 year old Manchester United player has made allegations of sexual harassment after a Christmas shindig that went wrong.
Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...
Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...
A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...
The BBC, in its wisdom, has taken up the gauntlet for Women in Sport, and, for a trial period, has agreed to allow women to read the football results in its Final Score programme on Saturdays.
News of a catastrophic mistake at the Football Association is hitting the headlines this afternoon, after Reading boss Steve Coppell was given the England manager's job instead of the intended recipient, the Ita...
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- English football hero David Beckham is getting cheers from America and jeers from England today as he announced that he will play the next world cup for America. Since his move to North American Soccer, there has been a t...
There was real drama at Football Association headquarters today when it emerged that NOBODY wants to manage the England national team.
The 'Feelbad Factor' felt all over the country since the failure of the England football team to qualify for the Euro 2008 Finals, is set to permeate through to every last facet of English life, says an expert.
Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager
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