GAY, GA--- Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney was in this small city -- population 5000-- to receive the 'Key to the City'. Gay is the only city, manufacturing 'Made in America' collectible silver spoons. "They are sold in souven...
Mitt Romney sat down with The Queen of Media on Friday to talk about polygamy, illegal immigrants, jobs being shipped to Mexico, dog kennels, and the indomitable spirit of his late father. Criticized for being even wealthier at birth than most Ame...
New York, NY With the Romney campaign entering full Vice-Presidential Candidate search mode, our investigative reporting uncovered a document floating a surprising name as a potential candidate: Ted Nugent. After much snooping, we retrieved a...
While attempting to prevent the general public and investigative reporters from viewing the Romney tax returns, (before the Presidential election) Mr. Romney successfully asked for and received a six-month extension. Hoping to keep the documents unde...
While America is known for its widespread voter apathy, recently reported levels of sheer voter ignorance still managed to astound long-time political analysts when polls revealed that nearly 72% of Americans believe that the 2012 presidential electi...
Mitt Romney, Red Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to you. We know where you have gone-out looking for a Republican Vice Presidential candidate. What a thankless job. Stop! A crisis of international proportions needs your attention! The Red So...
Amidst the media's speculation about presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney's choice for a running mate, it came as a major shock today when he announced his decision: Mitt Romney has chosen Mitt Romney. When asked what would happ...
It was a crowded hall yesterday at the NRA convention when Mitt Romney, candidate for president, took the podium. Media reports indicate the assembled crowd appeared to be somewhat less than enthusiastic. Due to these circumstances and wanting to ing...
Earlier this week, former democratic lobbyist Hillary Rosen accused Ann Romney, wife of current GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, of having "never worked a day in her life." Clearly incensed, Ann Romney took to a podium on her husband's campai...
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney surprised a crowd of New Jersey citizens today when he said that, if elected, there is at least one provision of ObamaCare that he would not retract. The announcement appeared to be at odds with his former pledges...
The $75 million Mitt Romney has spent on his presidential campaign appears to have more than paid off; polls now show that Romney is favored to win not only the Republican presidential nomination, but also the Boston Marathon. "I didn't even reali...
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Newt Gingrich: Hi Rick. Well old pal it looks like I'm done. I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of beating "Old Mittens." 10:01 a.m. Rick Santorum: I hear you Newton. I am feeling the same way. I don't think I've been this disappointed since back in high school when I asked the head cheerleader, Sadie Sue Von Buttermilk to the prom and she told me that she wanted to...
WASHINGTON,DC (ABSNN) A joint session of the House and Senate approved the cancellation of the 2012 Presidential election today in favor of "Armed, one-to-one combat," to settle the thing once and for all. "We're tired of hanging chads (W), elect...
ROMNEY, WV (ABSNN) Republican front-runner Mitt Romney lost his penis somewhere in Pennsylvania. He blames his Secret Service protection detail. The news of the lost penis was made public this morning in this tiny West Virginia town on the Maryland...
POCATELLO, Idaho - Glenn Beck was in Pocatello visiting one of the largest potato museums in the world, The Spud Land Museum & Gift Shop. He was accompanied by his 4-year-old niece Daisy Parpaletti, who looks just like him except she's a lot smaller, she's a girl, and she does not cry anywhere near as much as her uncle. Beck was asked by Mistletoe Bulova, a very pretty reporter with The...
JOLIET, Illinois - After six of Mitt Romney's campaign aides conducted an extensive song research the man who appears poised to be the representative of the GOP for the nation's highest office has finally announced his official campaign song. Will...
NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin, the woman who popularized moose hunting from state owned helicopters, has said that there are lots of people who have jealously remarked that they would like for her to do the Republican party a favor and stay out of the...
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