A Jockstrap belonging to Former Chelsea Boss Jose Mourhino has sold for 21,000 pounds at a Gay Sports Memorabilia Auction in Chester. Bonhams Auctions sold the item to an 'unnamed bidder'. Mourhinio famously dropped his trousers and underpants...
Scientists in India are elated at the discovery of a huge curry deposit on the surface of the moon. Chandrayaan-1, India's first unmanned spacecraft has sent back stunning pictures of the popular spice, and scientists are 'over the moon' with exci...
Head of entertainment at the BBC Sir Alec Douglas Hume has announced a new version of Jane Austen's Classic "Pride and Prejudice". "The public just cant get enough of this classic tale" said Mr Hume, "So we intend to do another version using an in...
Lord Blair the wanted War Criminal who mysteriously disappeared in June 2007 has been spotted in a Sainsburys supermarket in Scunthorpe. A member of the public, Mrs Edith Vole reported seeing the elusive Lord in a Sainsburys store. The eagle ey...
The Welsh team plan to counter the All Blacks Haka with Charlotte Church in the upcoming Test Match at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Welsh Team Manager Taff Thomas said that in the light of recent pre-match shenanigans including the Irish Riv...
The World Health Organisation has announced plans to have health warnings placed on the packaging of 'high risk' foods. The move comes in an effort to combat the worldwide 'Epidemics' of Diabetes and Heart disease. The campaign will be similar...
Irish Prime Ministerial hopeful Dr Shameless Flattery has adopted or rather 'adapted' the Obama campaign slogan in his run up to the Irish General Election. "NO WE CAN'T" Speaking to assembled journalists at the start of his election campaign M...
In an interview with Larry King, President Elect Barack Obama revealed that he had been visited by Mother Teresa in a dream and that he was 'troubled' by it. In a candid interview with the braced and bespectacled talk show host Obama confessed tha...
New Zealands's weather is set to improve under the new National Government led by incoming Prime Minister the Rt Honourable John Key MP. The Department of Environment is to use 'Cloud Seeding' a technique the Chinese authorities used successfully...
The 1924 Finnish Bobsleigh team who mysteriously disappeared following their Gold Medal winning run have finally been located after being missing for an incredible 84 years. An archaeology team led by Heinrich Slapp III, Great Grandson of team lea...
The man who has been 'flashing' unsuspecting motorists in Maidenhead dressed as a Traffic Warden has been arrested by Thames Valley Detectives. He is in fact a real Traffic Warden and has been granted name suppression until his case is heard at Ma...
The US State Department has gone into damage control after nude shots of outgoing Secretary Of State Condoleeza Rice appeared on some Internet sites over the weekend. The pictures were taken some 16 years ago when Ms Rice, then 38, was studying Po...
In an unprecedented move, Irish Rugby Captain Brian O'Driscoll failed to take his team out for the second half of the Test Match against the All Blacks. The All Blacks who sprinted out onto Coyne Park and took up their positions,waited in vain for...
The New Zealand team claims that the Australians have spiked star batsman Jessie Ryder's beers in order to remove him from the NZ lineup. Ryder has been laid low by a mystery illness causing him diarrhea and vomiting just days ahead of the series...
His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI ,Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy,Bishop of Rome, Leader of the Roman Catholic Church, The Vicar of Christ, Head of State of the Vatican,Servant of the Servants of God,Successor of the Prince of...
Queen Elizabeth has stunned the world by giving birth to a healthy baby boy. Buckingham Palace made the shock announcement in front of an excited media contingent earlier this morning. The 82 year old monarch is said to be 'Enormously proud' of...
A secret plan by the England rugby team to perform a Morris dance in full regalia following the All Blacks Haka has been exposed. All Blacks 'spies' spotted the England 15 secretly rehearsing the routine at a derelict warehouse near Twickenham.
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