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Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year Hence These Inappropriate Jokes-

Funny story: Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year Hence These Inappropriate Jokes-

WARNING- Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world- “He wasn't really my son! He was adopted!...................April Fool!” Jesus as he comes out of his tomb three days later- “That wasn't really me on the cross! It was some other guy I sold it to....................April Fool!” Judas to Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane- “I didn't really turn you in. I just pretended to be...

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Sometimes The Yahoo Comment Section Is The Only Entertainment You Need In A Day

Sometimes it is worth it to read the comment section on Yahoo articles. This one is about a woman in Florida who was having an affair with her brother and gave birth to a child who was not entirely normal.   roger f 0 sec ago Damning proof of the Hapsburg theory.   Fargoguy 1 day ago Gives new meaning to "All In the Family."   Ben 1 day ago Looking at her photo, this probably was a fami...

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The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

Funny story: The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”. Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope t...

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The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

Funny story: The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thu...

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The Drone Report- We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.

Funny story: The Drone Report- We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.

Prelude- Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special 'spy drone' capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and recording visual and audio data for our columns. Here is one of the frui...

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NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner. Scott Pappalardo, disg...

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In America All Politicians Know How To Put On The Sad Face When They Offer Their "Thoughts And Prayers" After A Mass Shooting.

Funny story: In America All Politicians Know How To Put On The Sad Face When They Offer Their "Thoughts And Prayers" After A Mass Shooting.

The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that they could get back to their money making and power grabbing duties has run its course. The public at...

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Yo-Jong Takes Down Pence James Bond Style At Olympics.

Funny story: Yo-Jong Takes Down Pence James Bond Style At Olympics.

North Koreans Score a Victory The Olympic Committee Didn't See Coming- Chances like this didn't come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a...

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Saturday Night Live Has Played Their Greatest Prank Ever

Funny story: Saturday Night Live Has Played Their Greatest Prank Ever

SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy. They got the whole country to believe that Donald Trump was actually our President. In an incredibly organized an...

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It's Official Now - The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

Funny story: It's Official Now - The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was originally designed to be a tool of the military for passing along information elect...

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Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

Funny story: Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. It, however, had a few different twists than your usual murder. First...

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Mystery Surrounds Disappearance of Far Side Cartoonist Gary Larson

Mysterious was the disappearance of Gary Larson, the famed and beloved creator of the popular cartoon series The Far Side. One day a successful, widely popular genius behind one of the world's top selling daily cartoons, the next day missing without a clue. Conspiracy theories abound as to what became of him, but perhaps no one will ever know the answer. Witness accounts vary. His neighbor, Car...

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Lost Star Trek Episode Found - Sulu Socks It To Spock

Funny story: Lost Star Trek Episode Found - Sulu Socks It To Spock

Captain's Log Stardate 2265 - Sulu Socks It To Spock Captain's Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking- The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below: At 18:45 and 33 seconds Caldushian time I was approached by Science Officer Spock with a report- Spock: Captain, I wish to discuss with you a disturbing development. Myself: Yes Spo...

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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump At Thanksgiving.

Funny story: Turkey Pardons Donald Trump At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said "Thank you, Mr. President fo...

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Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Funny story: Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday. Going against the major part of his constituents he sai...

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The Famous And Now Forgotten Word Warrior- The Paperclip Guy!

Do you remember way back in the foggy mist of Internet time the first and most infamous troll of all, the Paperclip Guy? He would always be lurking around the corner of any Word document you were typing; just waiting for his chance to add his two bits about what you were writing, like a Stasi spy eager for a promotion within the ranks. He considered himself the main protector and overseer of...

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In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

Funny story: In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called 'American' gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax and that Las Vegas doesn't even exist. The Gun Enth...

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Living In Skagway, Alaska Means Wearing Extra Tuff Boots As Your Main Footwear.

Funny story: Living In Skagway, Alaska Means Wearing Extra Tuff Boots As Your Main Footwear.

Living in Skagway, Alaska means - Having to buy used boots that are too big at the only thrift store in town after your old ones rot from all the rain and no place in town sells new shoes. Buying lettuce and milk that are already a week old because all the food comes up on a barge from Seattle. And it only comes once a week. Having the choice to go by either boat or plane to Juneau to get...

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