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Duke of Edinburgh to meet Jade Goody

Funny story: Duke of Edinburgh to meet Jade Goody

The Duke of Edinburgh will meet Celebrity Big Brother Star (and mother-of-the-year candidate) Jade Goody tomorrow. Although living worlds apart, the Duke has much in common with Miss Goody, because despite having had...

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Harold Macmillan found alive!

Funny story: Harold Macmillan found alive!

Earlier today, former Conservative Prime Minister Harold Macmillan was found to be living in a nursing home near Eastbourne. Known to everyone at the home simply as 'Fred', he was transferred there after staying in hospital b...

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Danielle bedded David Beckham?

Shamed celebrity Big Brother diva Danielle Lloyd was today accused of having an affair with David Beckham. Only days after being given the boot by Teddy Sheringham, Danielle was reported to have been...

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Scooby Doo dies aged 45

Funny story: Scooby Doo dies aged 45

'Scooby Doo', the well loved character from the long-running American animated television series, was buried today after suddenly dying at the age of 45. His first appearance on our TV screens was in 1970, and his 20-year car...

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Max Clifford sensationally fired by Shilpa Shetty

Funny story: Max Clifford sensationally fired by Shilpa Shetty

Shilpa Shetty is rumoured to have sacked her recently appointed PR guru Max Clifford following comments he attributed to her about celebrity numbskull Jade Goody.

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McWolf at the door

Funny story: McWolf at the door

Wolves have been reintroduced to the Scottish Highlands for the first time in over 150 years. The plan is intended to combat the unprecedented growth in the deer population, which has soared to over 300,000 in recent years. For centu...

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Jade does India - The Video!

Funny story: Jade does India - The Video!

Celebrity Big Brother star Jade Goody is to release her first video documentary on the internet. It covers her recent trip to India where she visited 'the Railway Project', a charity which aims to help the th...

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Global Warming - Polar Bears to be relocated

Funny story: Global Warming - Polar Bears to be relocated

Global Warming will cause the Polar Bear to become extinct within 2 years a spokesman for the World Wildlife Fund stated. 'The icecap is melting at an unprecedented rate, and the Polar Bear's natural habitat will be all gone...

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Jade - "Moon Landing doesn't crater president"

Funny story: Jade - "Moon Landing doesn't crater president"

Visiting the Indian Space Research centre today, UK celebrity dimwit Jade Goody was shown around the facility by Flight Director Vijay Pappadom. Commenting on the Indian space program's ambition to put an Indian on the Moon by th...

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Helen Mirren invited to Palace

Funny story: Helen Mirren invited to Palace

Oscar winner Dame Helen Mirren has been invited to meet the Queen at Buckingham Palace. Dame Helen, who portrayed her majesty in her movie 'The Queen' said. 'I enjoyed playing the role very much, and the Palace have invited me there to di...

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Jade visits Indian Parliament

Funny story: Jade visits Indian Parliament

Shamed celebrity Jade Goody, today visited the Indian Parliament to formally apologise for her outrageous behaviour toward Bollywood beauty Shilpa Shetty, and to the Indian people in general. Parliament was suspended briefly to allow time for her to...

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