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DREAMers To Adopt West Dakota As Their New State

Funny story: DREAMers To Adopt West Dakota As Their New State

Trump, WD - President Trump announced by tweet his agreement with "Chuck and Nancy" to permit the 700,000 DREAMers to relocate to a new state to officially become citizens. The new state boundaries are carved out of federal land located in the weste...

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Mafia Family Members Major in Turf Management

Funny story: Mafia Family Members Major in Turf Management

New York City, NY - Local universities reported an uptick in popularity in Turf Management Studies, particularly for college applicants with Italian-American backgrounds. Students who major in turf management learn how to maintain the turf on sp...

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Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Funny story: Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Charlottesville, VA - As part of a newly announced program, hundreds of racists across the country have lined up in Charlottesville, Virginia to apply for President Trump's presidential pardon. The pardon is granted automatically. To be eligibl...

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Accounting Firm Closed Permanently After Total Solar Eclipse

Funny story: Accounting Firm Closed Permanently After Total Solar Eclipse

Columbia, SC - All of the employees of a local accounting firm filed for disability yesterday after attending a firm sponsored "total solar eclipse" reception. With all of the employees now on disability, the firm was forced to shut its doors.

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"Cigarette Smoke Soap" Sales Surge

Funny story: "Cigarette Smoke Soap" Sales Surge

Richmond, Va - Sales of cigarette smoke soap, with its patent pending cigarette smoke scent, have surged across the United States. "Anyone who uses our soap will smell like cigarette smoke for at least two days, or your money back. With its pat...

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Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Funny story: Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Washington, D.C. - Scores of Americans have registered with a new "Trump Do Not Call List" which prevents Donald Trump from ever calling them. The database opens today. The initiative was sponsored by GOP Senators McCain, Flake, Collins, Corker,...

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Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Funny story: Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump filed for moral bankruptcy today. The nation accepted the filing. Demanding a "fresh start", Trump tweeted, "I get out of every problem by filing for bankruptcy. Today is no different." The bankruptcy f...

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Dear Mr. President: Sit Down, Be Humble

Funny story: Dear Mr. President: Sit Down, Be Humble

Nyet. Nyet. No, no, Mr. President. Here is a message you can understand. "Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble." Will you hear the message? Let's hope so. A president who cannot expressly condemn white supremacy needs to hear the message. "Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble." A president who threatens nuclear war in an improvised statement about North Korea needs to he...

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Google News Wins Pulitzer Prize

Funny story: Google News Wins Pulitzer Prize

New York, NY - The Pulitzer Prize Board has awarded the Pulitzer in news writing to Google News. The Board praised Google News for its excellent achievement in writing. "We are so pleased that the Pulitzer Board appreciates our format. We cons...

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New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee

Funny story: New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee

New York City, NY - Women across New York City now require breakup fees before they agree to a second date. The women can demand the fee payment only if the relationship doesn't work out. "It goes like this," said one woman who asked not to be n...

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GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

Funny story: GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

Washington, DC - Since 1874 the Republican Party has been symbolized by the elephant, in contrast to the Democratic Party's donkey. Yesterday the GOP announced that it will no longer use the elephant in any advertising or other campaigns. After...

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I am Addicted to Pop-Tarts

Funny story: I am Addicted to Pop-Tarts

To the Editor: I am an adult male in my thirties, ok, forties, in great shape. A family man. Hardworking. Loyal. I don't drink or gamble or smoke. Not even pot. But I have a secret. I am addicted to Pop-Tarts. Strawberry, never frosted, sometimes chocolate, frosted, and occasionally, around Christmas, frosted brown sugar. There, I said it, aloud, although anonymously. Can the voi...

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Island in Pacific Celebrates Independence Day

Funny story: Island in Pacific Celebrates Independence Day

The residents of an island in the Pacific secretly celebrated American style Independence Day this July 4th. The celebration included town sponsored fireworks displays and family outings. Many residents ate hamburgers and hot dogs. Residents had...

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Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Funny story: Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Chicago, IL - Former President Barack Obama doesn't know what to do with himself these days. After months of travel and adventure camps, Obama remains without a job or sense of purpose. "Time of my life!" wrote Obama in a recent tweet which was qu...

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White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

Funny story: White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

Washington, D.C. - White House Staffers have voted to form a secret union called the "Leakers Union". To qualify, members must be willing to report embarrassing and improper activities of President Trump and his colleagues to the Union's President.

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Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Funny story: Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Paris, France - French President Emmanuel Macron and US President Donald Trump have announced a wife swap. Both spouses are considered more age appropriate for the other president. President Trump and Macron's wife Brigitte are senior citizens. Pre...

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Trump Pardons Himself

Funny story: Trump Pardons Himself

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump recently began to utter the words "Pardon me" with regularity. Although the President blames his chef's spicy food and a busy travel schedule for his continuous desire to be pardoned, sources say he is worri...

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Boston Woman Demands Pedicure in Tow Zone

Funny story: Boston Woman Demands Pedicure in Tow Zone

Boston, MA - A Boston woman who illegally parked in a clearly marked "tow zone" demanded a pedicure from a meter maid. The meter maid explained that "tow zone" does not mean a place where pedicures are given, but instead means a place where your...

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