Showing:

Funny satire stories about immigration

Try another search?

Trump's VP Choice Defends Trump Jr.'s Skittle Remark

Funny story: Trump's VP Choice Defends Trump Jr.'s Skittle Remark

Donald Trump Jr. is facing intense backlash on social media after he posted a message on Twitter Monday night that compared Syrian refugees to a bowl of Skittles sprinkled with a few that "would kill you." "This image says it all. Let's end the po...

Read full story

Trump Calls for Four More Walls

GOP Presidential Candidate Donald Trump announced today his administration will not rest until the entire nation is protected from productive immigrants. His campaign called a press conference to explain that the candidate recently learned some state...

Read full story

Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model

Funny story: Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model

Wikileaks revealed today that it has obtained copies of e-mails between Donald Trump and Russian strongman Vladimir Putin. In the e-mails Trump asks the neo-fascist leader how he can emulate his policies. Here are excerpts from the e-mails that are...

Read full story

Trump Proposes Ideological Purity Test

Funny story: Trump Proposes Ideological Purity Test

Donald Trump has proposed what analysts call an "ideological purity" test for those who would enter the U.S. as immigrants. Trump said in a statement, "In addition to screening out all members or sympathizers of terrorist groups, we must also screen...

Read full story

Trump Wants To Deport Statue of Liberty

Funny story: Trump Wants To Deport Statue of Liberty

GOP presidential candidate, Donald Trump, demanded today that the statue of liberty be torn down and sent back to France, which gifted the statue to the U.S. He held a press conference on Liberty Island in New York Harbor where the statue is locate...

Read full story

Trump Reveals Test Questions For Immigrants

Funny story: Trump Reveals Test Questions For Immigrants

In his speech today in Ohio, Donald Trump outlined his plans to combat Islamic extremism, including creating an ideological test for immigrants entering the country. It includes questions addressing how each applicant views American values. The...

Read full story

Trump: "Only Rich People Should Be Allowed To Play Golf"

Funny story: Trump: "Only Rich People Should Be Allowed To Play Golf"

"Only rich people should be allowed to play golf," said Donald trump, real-estate magnate, tycoon, impresario of the rich, international icon and now - of course - political contender for the presidency of our great country. More specifically, h...

Read full story

Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Funny story: Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Brexit campaigners Leave UK have controversially claimed that the UK would be 4 degrees warmer if it leaves the EU. However, the claim is disputed by both the UK's own Met Office, and the International Bureau Meteorologique (IBM) which is based in An...

Read full story

"No more immigrants!" says the Prime Minister

In a statement to a group of unbiased human-only media reporters this morning, the Australian Prime Minister, Mr Malcolm Turnbull, announced that, despite UN orders, Australia will not be accepting its usual input of thousands of extra-terrestrial im...

Read full story

Corbyn's Plans To Turn Downing Street into Refugee Camp

Funny story: Corbyn's Plans To Turn Downing Street into Refugee Camp

Jeremy Corbyn has today vowed that he would turn Downing Street into a refugee centre. Speaking from one of the spare bedrooms in his North London detached house, Corbyn said this: "We need to show compassion. We need to show the world we are pre...

Read full story

'Come on in' - European Leaders set an Example by taking in Refugees

At Downing Street, Mr and Mrs Cameron have vacated two rooms in the attic to create space for a Somalian family of 13. "We all need to pull our fingers out", explained Mr Cameron enigmatically. Rooms at Buckingham Palace were not yet available, ex...

Read full story

Germans claim most refugees arriving in Europe are Mexican - Trump implicated

In a startling development, German authorities have discovered that 75 per cent of all refugees arriving over the lastĀ  three months are Mexicans carrying falseĀ  Syrian passports. Even more startling, links to Donald Trump have been uncovered! Sec...

Read full story

Soccer's Green Card Plan. Insert Your Own Trump Immigration Jokes Here

It's happened again. People's inability to read a news story to the end has got immigration fretters wearing away the last strand holding their heads on. European soccer chiefs this week announced a scheme to introduce green cards to profession...

Read full story

Migrants empathise with first world citizens.

Funny story: Migrants empathise with first world citizens.

"I can totally understand why some people are being very reluctant to help us, I wouldn't help someone who was at risk of being killed and having their family wiped out if it affected me in absolutely no way whatsoever. In fact, the entire situation...

Read full story

Hail Caesar! - On the plight of Illegals

[AT A PRESS CONFERENCE IN IOWA] . . . and the third part of my plan to stop illegal immigration involves the erection of a new stadium on the U.S. - Mexican border. It'll be called the Trump Coliseum, and it'll have a separate entrance for those people who own one of the condos that will be included there as a part of the complex, as well as a multiplex theater, at least two three star restauran...

Read full story

Trump Confuses "Guantanamo" With "Guacamole" - Blames Mexicans for Torture

Funny story: Trump Confuses "Guantanamo" With "Guacamole" - Blames Mexicans for Torture

Donald Trump this morning blamed Mexicans for any torture that occurred at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, saying that "since Mexicans brought that nasty green guantanamo dip with them when they illegally crossed the border into Cuba, they've been force-feedin...

Read full story

Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

Funny story: Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

It's no secret that the U.S. has been plagued with several illness outbreaks lately. The Ebola scare seems to be the first to come to mind, now the most recent, Legionnaire's in New York City, is dominating the news today. These are not the only on...

Read full story

France To Build Bridge to the UK

Funny story: France To Build Bridge to the UK

The French Government in a gesture of friendship for Britain are to construct an enormous bridge between Calais and Dover. Ironically it is expected that the massive construction will be in place before Britain votes to leave the European communit...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more