The Welsh Windbag Society, whose chairman is Neil Kinnock in Brussels, today asked US President Barack Obama to join them, and he duly accepted. This is the first American, and indeed the first black American, to join the WWS, and Mr. Kinnock made a...
Notorious Welsh sheep molester, Alwyn Glwydd Conwy, was yesterday behind bars after being hoist by his own petard. Conwy's twelve year reign of ovine sexual deviation came to an end when the steroids he had taken to enhance his performance and mak...
An Independent film, Dai the Welshman is said to be rocketing to the top of the critics list when it is released in October. The film follows one day in the life of Dai, a Welshman who thinks philosophically about life. He is seen racing around th...
The sleepy town of Blackwood in Wales was in shock today as one of it's fire fighting heroes, Simon Bevman, was strangled to death in the high street by a 15ft python. Initial reports indicate that Mr Bevman had just left the chemist after buying a l...
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll gogerychwyrndrob wllllantysilio gogogoch, Wales - Welshman Dow Jones was arrested yesterday morning on fraud charges and for impersonating a major indices. Mr. Jones, 94, was released on bail last night after posting the $894 bil...
Cardiff, UK - Children in the Welsh capital of Cardiff claim that they have contacted the long-dead wife of King Offa through a ouija board. 'Offa's Dyke' was an ancient Welsh fortification similar to Hadrian's wall. In 2002, noted Oxford Professo...
Today the Welsh nationalist party, Plaid Cymru, changed its name to Died Cymru, in honour of the suicides sweeping across Wales like an Australian bush fire.
Cardiff (Faux News) - Walk into any city in America and mention the Irish, you'll get an easy dozen jokes about drinking. Mention the English and a discussion of bad teeth ensues. Mention the Scottish and people will visualize kilts and the angry...
From my many travels and several posts abroad, the general consensus throughout the World is that the English are just about the most unpopular race and the last people you would ever wish to meet.
WALES (AP Newsliar) -- Two previously unknown Rings of Power have been found in an ancient collapsed well in Wales. The rings were unearthed by construction workers who excavated the well while digging a new sewage line in Merthyr Tydfil.
Today at half past Bernard, in the sleepy welsh town of Rackett begins the month long tradition of the great onion kicking festival.
"People of Wales, pack your bags you're being deported!" That was the shocking message leaked from 11 Downing Street last night following a top secret meeting involving Mr Brown, his future cabinet colleagues and three very trustworthy...
Transport Minister, Douglas Alexander, has unveiled radical plans to tackle the UK's congestion problems. This plan has been heralded as a new dawn in car parking and could arguably be the largest "Park and Ride" project on the face of...
Global warming seems to have already hit the southwestern shore of the English Island.Beachcomber extraordinaire Ringo Starr reported to the Wales' Blowhole that historic sites along the Welsh coast are in serious danger since the unusually high...
Ann Summers in the Welsh farming village of Cilybebyll has this week declared its profits up by 110% from sales of blow up sheep as its citizens are preparing for the worse as local farmer Dremidydd Talyessin discovered one of his sheep with its foot...
Tuesday 10th May. London. Clive Woodward was at the centre of another selection storm this morning after naming Jonny Wilkinson's granny in his tour party for New Zealand. Outraged Welsh and Scottish supporters vowed to now support the All Black...
In a bid to make it easier for them to enter the UK, leader of the opposition Trevor Howard has suggested that all immigrants should learn Welsh before being allowed into the country.
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