Silicon Valley, California - Steve Jobs unveiled the latest Apple iNnovation today: iLHC pocketsize personal particle accelerators for mad CERN physicists on the go, all in celebratory observance of the Big Bang experiment that has not yet ended exis...
Hadron Switzerland - A spate of traffic accidents in Hadron has been linked to a single reckless driver whose identity is unknown. Accidents have all taken place on the ring road around the town which is 27 kilometres in circumference and straddles t...
Scientists and politicians are disappointed today as the CERN Large Hadron Collider fails to create enough global warming and hurricanes to rid the globalists of the reality and truth seekers capital of Texas. 'Apparently, Alex Jones is still aliv...
Results of the Hadron Collider experiment are to be published next Wednesday, but TheSpoof.com has received a sneak preview of some of them, and they make startling reading indeed! Chief amongst these is that the immediate area around the test sit...
Geneva, Switzerland - Careful digital analysis of the first test firing of the LHC at CERN has confirmed the image of a moth-like figure appearing in the main particle accelerator tube microseconds into the controversial experiment. It is a ghostly g...
News has just come to light that the scientist a CERN have had a contractual mix up with the LHC acronym LHC which they wanted constructed in Geneva stands for Large Hadron Collider but in an amazing turn of events the major contractor mistook 'H...
A cabal of evil Frenchies have today switched on a device which will ultimately lead to the destruction of the universe. The doomsday machine, named after its mad German inventor, Doktor Von Doomsday, was originally designed to convert sawdust and...
On the day when scientists attempted to re-create the aftermath of the Big Bang in the world's most ambitious scientific experiment by crashing two particles into one another at a speed greater than even a Sheffield tram, Professor Stephen Hawking un...
BERNE (FMLiveWire) - Physicist Stephen Hawking now says that he has detected radiation emitted from black holes created by the world's biggest particle accelerator which a doomsday cult of mad scientists have just switched on. "Run for your life!...
Scientists in Switzerland will today try to recreate the conditions of 'Just After The Big Bang' by setting in motion a train of events not seen since ancient times. Using the Hadron Collider, the researchers hope to be able to find out how the Ea...
The long awaited particle accelerator thingy on the France Swiss border is to be activated by the Krankies it was announced today. A spokesman announced 'We had a number of options for people we wanted to switch on the Doomsday experiment. People...
England manager Fabio Capello is under pressure today after his teams' inept performance in the 2-0 win over Andorra, and knows that a similar performance against Croatia on Wednesday may bring the curtain down on his reign in charge. England had...
Professor Hugh Jarse revealed today that the Large Halon Collider (LHC) experiment due to take place will be the answer to the current problems associated with refuse disposal. "When the LHC is fired up it will create a black hole. This will give...
Scientists are near to beginning tests with the Large Hardon Collider, located on the Swiss-French border. The collider, which will feature male porn stars from around the world, will be used to test the strength and properties of new condom materia...
Berne Switzerland-- Paris Hilton will have the honour of starting the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this afternoon. The multi-talented heiress designed the atom smasher. It will test her theories on the multiverse and dark matter. Ms. Hilton's IQ i...
The CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been switched on miles underneath the Franco-Swiss border.
(Geneva, Switzerland) The International Atomic Agency (IAA) voted unanimously to let Paris Hilton conduct the first experiment on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) once it opens later next month.
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