HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – After years of keeping most of her relationship with Justin Bieber to herself, Selena Gomez has opened up to her good friend and reporter, Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Gomez’ top hits include “The Heart W…
A man whose wife woke up in an inexplicably good mood this morning, before going to the market in the town, is in high spirits this evening, as he looks forward to tucking into the sweet treat that she bought him there. Moys Kenwood, 57, gave his…
(Reno) – A new survey released by marriageheadlines.com revealed that almost half them end in Divorce. Recent examples are “50% of All Marriages End in Divorce” and “What’s the deal with all the Divorce?” “I remember a simpler time when only about…
MANHATTAN – (Celebrity Satire) - Ariana Grande, the pint-sized singing dynamo, has informed the entertainment media that, contrary to what White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said, she and her boyfriend did not get married in Nuevo Laredo, M…
Just when we thought things couldn't possibly get any worse after the recent Black Lives Matter demonstrations and riots, a new protest has begun, against the domestic violence suffered against their persons by the black wives of black men. The o…
LAS VEGAS – After being in operation for almost 70 years, the most famous wedding chapel on the planet is shutting down due to the COVFEFE-45 Pandemic. The Church, which reportedly has married over 6.2 million couples from every country except f...
When he learned via Facebook that his toxic, narcissistic ex-girlfriend, Jessica Montbleau, was about to tie the knot with someone else, Colin Carver of Nashville, Tennessee, knew it was time for him to take swift, decisive action in order to salvage...
There was a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace tonight, when it was revealed that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, are to divorce after 72 years of marriage. The Queen, 93, and Prince P...
A 54-year-old man who has been on duty in a lighthouse in the Thames estuary for a record 27 years without a break, yesterday tied the knot with the small Japanese transistor radio that has been his only contact with the rest of the world throughout...
After being chided by his wife, Cathy, for being unfeelingly brusque in his communication style, particularly in the late evening hours, Fred Gray of Nashville, Tennessee, learned to go gentle into that "Good night." "When she's lying in bed next...
The ACLU thinks they have a novel way to stop Christians from discriminating against atheists who don't want to believe in marriage – by creating a registry for married couples who believe in Christianity. The ACLU is pushing a bill, in Florida, t...
It should have been a time for happiness and rejoicing on Saturday, but one man who was invited to a wedding enjoyed the whole tortuous, tedious torment so little, that he kept asking his wife: "Are we nearly at the end of this caper?" Moys Ken...
A lover of laughs and practical jokes, Lionel Freedman of Harlem, New York, considered pulling the quintessential April Fool’s prank of proposing to his girlfriend, Natasha, only to then tell her that he actually wanted to break up, but, after some t...
Constantly falling-down drunk, reeking of cigarette smoke, and just generally meaner than dirt, Wanda Grayson of Billings, Montana, has really been asking for it, reported her husband, Jonah. "She's ugly, too," said Jonah - earning him a smack acr...
In the wake of the popular reality show hosted by Japanese organizing consultant Marie Kondo, who helps people declutter and improve their lives by getting rid of anything that doesn't genuinely spark joy, marriages everywhere are on the fritz as wom...
Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...
Toronto - Conservative self-help author and lecturer Jordan Peterson, who has advocated a return to a patriarchal society, and preached against the evils of feminism and liberalism, wondered aloud on a recent talk show why his lectures were attended...
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