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Funny story: Spoof Fan Mail Received in January, 2010

Spoof Fan Mail Received in January, 2010

Every magazine receives fan mail, even an on line publication such as this one. Some of this mail will be complimentary of stories or of the publication in general, while other letters condemn us for articles or jokes that were found to be offensive to them. Below are some of the highlights of mail received in the past months from the readership of The Spoof: Letter from "Chesty" in Nashvil...

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Funny story: Postal Service Warns Presidential Threats Must Be Mailed By Tomorrow For Guaranteed Christmas Delivery

Postal Service Warns Presidential Threats Must Be Mailed By Tomorrow For Guaranteed Christmas Delivery

The United States Postal Service Warned today Dec 16th, that threats to the President must be posted no later than Friday, December 18th to reach the White House in time for Christmas. President Obama is already receiving up to 9,000 per month.

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Funny story: Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry has become a postman. Appalled at the threat to the future of the Royal Mail the former Roxy Music front man decided it was time to take action. He has been working on a new version of the Postman Pat song with Brian eno and hopes to rele...

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Funny story: The Postman Always Knocks Twice

The Postman Always Knocks Twice

Dutch delivery company TNT is lobbying the Government to grant them the authority to put their own postmen on the streets. Initially this is just to deal with the Royal Mail industrial action planned for later this week, however, soon our nation's st...

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Funny story: Courier delivers parcel shock!

Courier delivers parcel shock!

There was amazement and shock today, as a courier working on behalf of a large catalogue ordering shop, delivered an item to the customer. Residents of William Shatner Crescent, were out on the streets in awe of the magnificent achievement by the cou...

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Funny story: FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

Washington DC: In keeping with President Obama's campaign promise to reduce government waste the USPS will now be operated by private enterprise, namely FEDEX Corporation. The president has been very supportive of competition between potential co...

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Funny story: Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Top Beatles drummer Ringo Starr's dramatic refusal to sign autographs from October 20th has created chaos at his local postal sorting office. "It's OK for him to make such a statement but what happens when he has a recorded delivery?" said Ivor Pa...

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Funny story: Ringo Too Busy for Autographs

Ringo Too Busy for Autographs

Former Beatle Ringo Starr (real name Harris Stilton) will no longer sign memorabilia for fans and has declared he intends to throw away all fan mail received in the future. Starr, who shares a birthday with Paddington Bear and is 168 today, stat...

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Funny story: AskFrFred44giveness takes questions on the Papal visit

AskFrFred44giveness takes questions on the Papal visit

Gargantuan Very, Very Reverend Fr Frederick the Great Titslesin has been inundated with questions since Roamin' Catholicism has hit the IT list of religions with Papal visit of Papa Panzer Ratzinger. Over the next few weeks, Fred the Great will be digging himself out from under the male pie, er the mail pile.

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Funny story: Letters And Phone Calls Flood Obama On Road From Celebs Wanting Cabinet Positions!

Letters And Phone Calls Flood Obama On Road From Celebs Wanting Cabinet Positions!

Burdened by the daily game of 'Jab Hillary-Jab Obama,' Obama now feels obligated to read celeb mail and take celeb phone calls while on his rigorous political stump.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 19: One Girl Three Boobs?

Ed-E-torial 19: One Girl Three Boobs?

(New York-NY) We never thought Ed would agree to it, and it's not like you haven't e-mailed us about bringing on a younger co-host. So meet Amber Colt. Now, you, yes YOU, decide if Amber should come back or not. Wherever you're viewing this, please vote by leaving a comment or e-mail on the site. Thanks!...

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Funny story: Mail Order Bride Returned To Sender For Insufficent Posatge

Mail Order Bride Returned To Sender For Insufficent Posatge

Bangkok Thailand - Akira Kamasutra an eighteen year old mail order bride was returned to her home address in Bangkok over the week. She was in route to meet and marry her new husband Bing Hyman, a fifty nine year old resident of Bangor Maine.

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Funny story: New Star Wars Postage Stamps To Be Released

New Star Wars Postage Stamps To Be Released

Announcement of a series of Star Wars stamps to commemorate the film's 30th anniversary sent collectors and sci-fi fans running to their local post offices. Most jumped for joy to see the tiny pictures of Luke, Chewey, and Han Solo.

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Funny story: Becks in Trouble Again

Becks in Trouble Again

It's a plane, it's a bird, it's an e-mail, it's an SMS - no..... oh no it's a CRISIS in the Becks household!...

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Funny story: Faster U.S. Mail for Some

Faster U.S. Mail for Some

Playing off the anticipated success of the "Registered Traveler" program, and owing to a dramatic post-911 increase in amount of mail that must be screened for explosives and toxic substances, U.S. Postal Authorities today announced the adv...

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Funny story: Sleestack/Lurch '08

Sleestack/Lurch '08

In a move destined for greatness, the Republican Party today announced their candidates for the 2008 Presidential race: a Sleestack and Lurch. The pairing of the prehistoric reptilian biped and the beloved harpsichord playing, mail-fetching Amazonia...

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Funny story: Verifying the Gender of Santa Claus

Verifying the Gender of Santa Claus

In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments: He’s a She...

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