Florentino Perez the President of Spanish giants and spendaholics Real Madrid has vowed to continue to splash the cash this summer. Not satisfied with twice breaking the world transfere record in quick succession Perez has apparently responded to New...
A Manchester United insider with close links to Doris, who makes the tea at Old Trafford today offered to 'blow the lid' off Cristiano Ronaldo's £80 million transfer to Real Madrid. All Alan Shackleton wanted for his earth-shattering story was sev...
Peter Theo, the legendary footballer from Arsenal, Millwall and Ajax as stepped in to save Newcastle United from Oblivion. Peter Theo, fat, has created a multi pie empire and has reportedly agreed to share his pies with the young and athletic Mike...
The beleaguered Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez from the luxury of his holiday on Menorca has revealed that the club is set to announce the transfers of some of the biggest stars in world football. "It's true we have control of the situation," Benitez...
Liverpool today announced that they were abandoning all attempts to lure Brazilian midfield maestro Kaka to Anfield. The reason given was that Liverpool are skint, and unless Hicks and Gillet pull their fingers out and sort out the mess that Liverpoo...
Soccer giants Liverpool FC are facing financial ruin following the failure of the club's owners to service high levels of debt. American pair, Hicks and Gillet, who haven't enjoyed the best of business relationships are reportedly dragging the clu...
After being told that their facilities don't meet Premiership standards, Premiership new boys Burnley FC are to call in the BBC Changing Rooms team, in a bid to get the work done on the cheap. "We're just a small town club," a Burnley Official tol...
Gareth Barry, the former Aston Villa midfielder who signed for Manchester City yesterday, has written a letter of apology to fans at his Villa Park, describing how he felt he had to move to Eastlands because of his need for an increased salary, but now, Villa fans have responded, telling Barry he is "a mercenary". The writer of the letter, who signs it collectively, wrote: "Dear Gareth, w...
Gareth Barry, the former Aston Villa midfielder who signed for Manchester City yesterday, has wriiten an apology to fans at his former club, explaining his reasons for joining the Sky Blues, which will be published in full in the Birmingham Mail this evening. I, however, have managed to obtain excerpts of the 700-word letter, and they are published below. Some of the identities have been cha...
The Department of Health has released and urgent alert about what is being called Chelsea FC Disease. It is brought on when reading, hearing or watching anything about Chelsea FC and the symptoms are vomiting, headaches and uncontrollable rage. On...
Former Portsmouth boss Tony Adams says he is in the frame to become the new Real Madrid manager should the club appoint Arsene Wenger as technical director. Adams said Madrid approached Wenger, who recommended him. But a club source has denied Ad...
There was extreme anger tonight in a West Midlands living room, when it was discovered, by listening to my radio, that the England midfielder, Gareth Barry, who has left Aston Villa for Manchester City, will be earning around £80,000-a-week at Eastla...
English football side, Aston Villa, have signed Scottish "magpie" Susan Boyle to a three year contract. It appears that after finishing second on the Britain's Got Talent TV programme, Boyle has been left out in the cold, with no commercial entic...
Ashley Cole has been badly injured in a brutal attack.The footballer was running with the ball in a match against Chelsea and Newcastle.When suddenly out of nowhere,Newcastle manager,Alan Shearer ran out onto the field and attacked him.Shearer was ai...
Wade Elliott's sensational strike ended Burnley's 33-year wait for another relegation from the top flight as they defeated Sheffield United in the Championship play-off final. Elliott scored with a curling 13th-minute strike into the top corner fo...
Chelsea forward Michael Ballack has signed a one-year extension to his abuse-hurling contract, the club has confirmed. Incoming coach Brian Ancelotti said he was delighted, insisting that with Ballack, John Terry and Didier Drogba, Chelsea would c...
Chelsea FC have sensationally sacked manager Carlo Ancelotti within 6 hours of him being appointed in the role. The 49-year-old Italian left the Rossoneri last night after guiding AC Milan to a third-place finish in Serie A and it was announced this...
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