Justin Timberlake has agreed to play the iconic Sir Elton John in an upcoming movie about John's life, but will not be allowed to apply his natural talent for suggestive body movement in the role. Timberlake was warned by producers before film con...
BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Lovato was recently talking to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue as she sat in his Haven of Hair Salon getting her hair trimmed. She told Fondue that over the Christmas holidays she and her little sister had gone to see the new mov...
News that Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are set to take on the roles made famous by Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh spread through Hollywood almost as quickly as news of the Madoff ponzi-scheme collapse earlier today. United Artists called a press conf...
A small Nottingham budget film company, 3Ms (Majestic Monochrome Machinations) has acquired financial backing from Walt Disney Euro, to go ahead with its brand new super-hero film series. Part owner of the company, Arthur Eydere explained the idea and plans for the series to our entertainment reporter C. Verilittal. "We had noted that there are currently no really ugly, disabled, or elderly...
PYONGYANG - North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il has died and with him, many believe, will drop the intense demand for pirated American movies in that country. Jong-Il made it no secret that he loved most anything that came out of Hollywood and accor...
LOS ANGELES - Scarlett Johansson was recently on a promotional outing at the La Brea Tar Pits where she was promoting her brand new movie We Bought A Zoo. She informed the entertainment media that she loved the fact that she got to work with so ma...
HOLLYWOOD - Adam Sandler says that he does give a flying flip what 97% of the movie critics said, he still feels that his latest motion picture Jack and Jill is one of the best comedies ever made and he truly believes that it could win several Academ...
A Los Angeles, California man who had not been to a movie theater for 25 years completely lost it this afternoon after the first two hours of previews that were shown before the feature presentation. Jerry Berserker just simply flipped out when...
The Christmas gift company Christmas Bells & Whistles has just mailed out its yearly catalog which contains over 16,000 Christmas gifts, including 97, which are brand new for the 2011 holiday season. The catalog contains over 700 pages and lists everything from armadillo shaped Christmas cookie cutters to green and red stripped zebra pajamas. One of last years biggest sellers was the Ho...
Teen Girls all over Social networks were furious Friday Night at the Movie Picture Association of America's decision to give the latest movie in the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn Part 2, a NC-17 rating. One status update on Facebook received an overw...
Cameron is to direct a mash up film of all of Cameron's previous films. "It's going to be epic," said Cameron. "It's about a time travelling blue alien who goes back to the Titanic after it sank into the abyss to single handedly take on an acid bl...
Bryan Air, the cheapest of the budget airways is to show in flight films free of charge. This is an unusual move by the low-cost airline renowned for charging for everything else above and beyond the price of the ticket. "Ordinarily," said OfAi...
HOLLYWOOD: Leading motion picture studio, Skoobtoob Pictures today announced that production will begin next year on a biopic of movie legend Bobby DeNiro, to be directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Al Pacino as Robert DeNiro. The working title o...
Officers nationwide celebrated the launch of "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" with over 20,000 reports of drug use prevented last week. Police say it was one of the greatest busts in the country's history. "A couple of the boys and I camped...
SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has been keeping a bit of a low-profile lately. He recently told a Hollywood reporter that it is all by design because he is getting ready to make a memorable announcement. According to Fajita San Gua...
Targeting a Winter 2016 opening date, 20th Century Fox has announced preliminary plans to reproduce the Spider-man series in Wingdings font. The film will be independent of the 2002 version as well as the upcoming 2012 version with the guy who plays...
HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp was recently seen in quite a drinking stupor at The Ha Ha Ha Lounge in Santa Monica. Depp who has been on and off the wagon perhaps more times than Ward Bond on the old TV wes...
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