Nadya Suleman, better known as "Octomom," today earned her Ph.D. in Media Relations from the University of Woodchips. Upon the conveyance of her degree, Dr. Octomom received a call from movie studio Warner Bros., offering her a $10 million signing...
HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that TouchRock Pictures in association with Cinema Castle Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words. The motion picture will star Paris Hilton, Cam...
Extracts from a selection of story outlines that came frighteningly close to becoming Hollywood movies... Edmund turned the key in the ignition and the tired old Toyota coughed into life. "Bloody wreck!" He silently swore. "Please just get me to Leicester. Please. "All right… never mind," he calmed himself. "We'll stick it to those bastard Yorkists at Bosworth, I get in good with Henry, t...
Following is the top 15 all-time movie favorites of nudists everywhere. Over 10,000 nudists were asked their favorites and we interviewed some of the ladies twice, just to be sure.) 15. Saving Ryan's Privates 14. Fred's Willy 13. Tool Hand Luke 12. A Man Called Horse (As you can see) 11. The Shower Shank Redemption 10. The Thing 9. Raging Tool 8. My Big Fat Italia...
DES MOINES, IA-Area man Daniel Hammond has, according to sources, left his job as a soft drink vendor in order to stay at home and spend more time with his growing Netflix Queue. Hammond, 29, began his subscription two years ago, when his wife ca...
HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston was recently honored for her role as Dr. Julia Harris, the nymphomaniacal dentist in the film Horrible Bosses. Aniston received the coveted Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres 'Sexy Starlet Award' for portraying the most sensuous...
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan has vowed that her party girl days are over. The extremely freckled Tinsel Town starlet has stated that she has learned her lesson and she is thrilled beyond belief that she is not sitting in some cold, damp prison cell.
Jean Dujardin from the smash hit silent movie "The Artist" has become a mute. In a ironic yet dramatic series of events, the actor has permanently lost the use of his voice. The news broke not long after the oscars where "The Artist" won numer...
LOS ANGELES - Gladiator Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that filming will soon begin in the Ron Jeremy - Paris Hilton movie Thinking Outside The Box. The motion picture will be directed by Bandini Borrapelli and wi...
HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show went on fairly smooth, but the same cannot be said for the pre-show Red Carpet segment. As American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest was interviewing Admiral General Aladeen of the country of Wadiya...
HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show was hosted by Billy "The Pistol" Crystal. Crystal first began hosting the award show back when there were only four Great Lakes. There are some people who still recall that Billy actually wrote some...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Selena Gomez and her boyfriend Justin Bieber flew down to Cabo San Lucas for a few days to celebrate the end of her very successful South American Music Tour. Gomez speaking in the restaurant of The Whole Enchilada Hotel &...
Fans of the Godfather series can expect the latest installment of the legendary saga to hit the big screen as early as spring 2013, reports have confirmed. 'The Godfather IV' will take place several years after the last installment of the series a...
Hollywood is coming to Portsmouth as one of the most anticipated musical movies ever, Les Miserables, is to be shot in the historic port. Location scouts are looking at sites in the city and in Winchester. The dockyard is set to provide a major b...
HOLLYWOOD - In a bid to keep the property successful and relevant in the 21st Century, Turner Entertainment announced this week that the classic film The Wizard of Oz will be augmented with obscene language in preparation for a Summer theatrical rele...
NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt and his partner Angelina Jolie recently arrived in the Big Apple where they attended the 77th New York Film Critics Circle Award Gala. Pitt won the award for best actor for his portrayal of Billy Beane in the baseball mov...
A new film is in the cinemas which aims to shed light on a little known chapter of Britain's military history. Entitled "War Hamster", it tells the story of a young man called Albert Furbottom who takes his pet hamster with him to fight in the First World War. Albert is only aged 15 at the outbreak of the war, but after seeing all his elder brothers sign up, he follows them to the recruitment o...
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