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Funny story: Macaulay Culkin To Star In "Home Alone Toot"

Macaulay Culkin To Star In "Home Alone Toot"

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud 13 Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Macaulay Culkin will be starring in Bandini Borrapelli's Home Alone Toot. Culkin gained nationwide fame and notoriety when he starred in the Home Alone movie...

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Funny story: MPs sickened by Vertigo

MPs sickened by Vertigo

A British poll that resulted in Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo being named as the greatest film of all time has caused outrage in the British parliament. Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt agreed to demands yesterday from furious MPs for a judicial inq...

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Funny story: Queen to play Helen Mirren in Biopic

Queen to play Helen Mirren in Biopic

After her much trumpeted acting debut at the understated Olympic opening ceremony, the Queen's Hollywood career looks set to begin. Universal are understood to be in talks with her majesty about a film chronicling the life and times of Helen Mirre...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Make Her Acting Debut

Lady Gaga To Make Her Acting Debut

HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga has stated that it is time for her to go from the concert lights to the movie lights as she announces she has just signed to appear in her very first motion picture. The New York singer will be appearing in the Robert Rodrigu...

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Funny story: Dark Night Rising Review

Dark Night Rising Review

Black Knight Rises is the latest installment of the most recent trilogy of Batman movies. It's the third film which follows the release of two others which people went to cinemas all over the world to watch. Set to be this summers' 'big bugger' hollywood hyper monster, this film will be hitting our collective retinas very soon and accompanied by a fanfare of propaganda and viral posturing, which i...

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Funny story: The Movie Political Cars Hits Box Offices this Weekend

The Movie Political Cars Hits Box Offices this Weekend

Hollywood CA: Cars was a computer animated comedy/adventure film produced by Pixar in 2006 for Disney Studios. Cars takes place in a world populated entirely by transportation vehicles exhibiting human qualities and employs the voices of Hollywood st...

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Funny story: Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Seattle, Washington - Protests mount outside of theaters in the Seattle area after the management of one of the theater chains banned breastfeeding in their establishment. "We have a strict policy against patrons bringing in their own food and t...

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Funny story: Movie Executives Ask Zach Galifanakis Star of The "Hangover" Movies To Please Change His Last Name

Movie Executives Ask Zach Galifanakis Star of The "Hangover" Movies To Please Change His Last Name

HOLLYWOOD - Shakespeare's Juliet once asked, "What's in a name?" And literally hundreds of people have provided what they think is the answer. But comedian Zydeco Dupree recently stated to Barbara Walters on The View that the only answer to that q...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Books That Were Rejected By Motion Picture Studios

A List of 10 Books That Were Rejected By Motion Picture Studios

The majority of motion pictures start off as books. When Margaret Mitchell wrote her Civil War classic Gone With The Wind, she had no idea that Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh would be uttering the words that she wrote in their 1936, War Between The States epic movie Gone With The Wind. When L. Frank Baum wrote the Wizard of Oz he never envisioned that one day there would be dozens of little dwarf...

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Funny story: Jim Carrey To Star In "Call Me Maybe - The Jenny McCarthy Story"

Jim Carrey To Star In "Call Me Maybe - The Jenny McCarthy Story"

BEVERLY HILLS - Jim Carrey was extremely devastated when his five year relationship with the libidinously attractive Jenny McCarthy ended in 2010. A close friend of Carrey's who would only give his initials, Z.K. spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of...

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Funny story: A Photographer Claims Justin Bieber Attacked Him - Bieber Denies It, The Photographer Has Gone Into Hiding

A Photographer Claims Justin Bieber Attacked Him - Bieber Denies It, The Photographer Has Gone Into Hiding

CALABASAS, California - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were spotted at The Woody Woodpecker Shopping Mall in Calabasas. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, the couple had just come out of The Santa Ana Winds...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Says He Had So Much Fun Filming "Dark Shadows" With Michelle Pfeiffer That He Almost Gave Back His Entire Salary

Johnny Depp Says He Had So Much Fun Filming "Dark Shadows" With Michelle Pfeiffer That He Almost Gave Back His Entire Salary

HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp has appeared in a total of 35 movies including Fear, Loathing, and Losing In Las Vegas, Twice Upon A Time In Mexico, Edward Scissorhands and the sequel Edward Plierfeet. The native of Kentucky stated on The View that if he...

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Funny story: Zac Efron and Michelle Pfeiffer To Star In The Erotic Vampire Epic "May-December Hickies"

Zac Efron and Michelle Pfeiffer To Star In The Erotic Vampire Epic "May-December Hickies"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Films in association with Cloud 13 Pictures has just announced a new vampire movie which will star Zac Efron and Michelle Pfeiffer. The movie May-December Hickies is to be directed by noted film director Charleen Belle-Pinnz...

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Funny story: Would you visit movie museums?

Would you visit movie museums?

Lately museums have been keen to attract broader audiences and they have increasingly been using popular culture to do this. Movies are an obvious source for audience development. Yes, there are movie museums but no specialist ones. Here are a few suggestions with some suggested marketing slogans: The Godfather Museum - A visit you can't refuse The Terminator Museum - You'll be back The Gone...

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Funny story: "The Avengers" Opens To A $200 Million Weekend Take To Break The All-Time Record - Scarlett Johansson Talks About Some of The Film's Goofs

"The Avengers" Opens To A $200 Million Weekend Take To Break The All-Time Record - Scarlett Johansson Talks About Some of The Film's Goofs

HOLLYWOOD - The Avengers opened at movie theaters and scored extremely big at the box office breaking the all-time weekend take at over $200 million. The Marvel superhero movie literally left every other movie at the starting gate. One of the f...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Propositions Lindsay Lohan With Contract She Can't Refuse - Adopting Her Rather Than Giving Her the Hoped for Movie Contract

Woody Allen Propositions Lindsay Lohan With Contract She Can't Refuse - Adopting Her Rather Than Giving Her the Hoped for Movie Contract

Oscar-winning writer and director, Woody Allen held talks last night with Lindsay Lohan, after she posted a twitter post asking for advice about her forthcoming film Liz and Dick, which looks at the life of Elizabeth Taylor. However US news editors t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Tells Rosie O'Donnell To Mind Her Own Damn Business!

Lindsay Lohan Tells Rosie O'Donnell To Mind Her Own Damn Business!

LOS ANGELES - Well there's one thing that's for sure and that is that Lindsay Lohan and Rosie O'Donnell will definitely not be exchanging gifts this Christmas. The former talk show host remarked that she did not like the fact that Lohan had been p...

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