With the Joint Armed Forces Treaty between France and the UK being signed today it has been revealed that all British tanks will be refurbished to accommodate the French when on operations in War zones. Manufacturers have already said th...
Listeners of Radio 4 have sensationally admitted today that they don't know why they listen to it. Bob Smedley, 52, has been a keen listener for over 12 years. "I often tune in of an afternoon, and listen to the mindless drone that falls forth fro...
David Cameron, looking fresh and rejuvenated after his extended maternity leave, shocked the UK and Western Allies today when he announced that Britain no longer had an interest in remaining a world class military power ending centuries of Proud Mili...
In a financial and military defense accommodation arrived at after intense internal debate, the Coalition has announced it will go ahead with the construction of two new aircraft carriers, but that they will be stocked with WWII fighter planes to kee...
BERWICK UPON TWEED - It was discovered today that the town of Berwick upon Tweed is technically still at war with Russia. In 1853 Queen Victoria declared war on Russia and signed the document Victoria Queen of Great Britain, Ireland and Berwick up...
Tokyo Japan: Kim Jong Nam the oldest son of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) "Dear Leader" Kim Jong il is opposed to the dynastic succession of his younger half-brother Kim Jong uN taking power. Kim Jong Nam has been living in C...
An official report has shown a definite link between the deaths of tens of thousands of people in Afghanistan and Iraq and war. The Sherlock Higher Institute of Thought based in the French town of Sansmerde published their surprising conclusion on...
The Sealed Knot's recent re-enactment of an episode from the First Gulf War has been condemned by spectators as the worst yet. The attempt to recreate the aerial bombing campaign, during which coalition forces dropped 88,500 tonnes of bombs in an...
News of a top-secret Pentagon project, code named Little Deek has been leaked. First proposed by scientists Larry Little and John Deek, the new project rivals the Manhattan Project in scope. The goal of the Manhattan Project, if you recall, wa...
Having spent four years guarding over the province, the British army is finally pulling out of an area of Afghanistan: effectively leaving the American soldiers alone to marshall this area. However, we can exclusively reveal the true reason behind...
One of the best feuds to surface since the famous Hatfield and McCoys has erupted in the aptly named, one horse town of, Western Mill,near Plymouth. Seemingly, it all started way back in 1991 when broody,overweight, blond, blue-eyed East German ma...
The result of the enquiry into the activities of Pakistan cricketers regarding match fixing has made the declaration of war by Britain against Pakistan inevitable. Fortunately troops are in nearby Afghanistan ready for an invasion. Air raids on th...
American president Barack Obama has caused controversy by declaring war on Australia. At a heated press conference at the White House Obama told reporters: "What did Australia ever do for us? Sure they may have invented the didgeridoo, the kangaro...
In 1965, Dr. Theodore "Seuss" Geisel published his war study, Fox in Socks. The final 20% of the book discusses tactics and strategy employed by Tweetle Beetles in battle conditions. One sentence reads, "When beetles fight their battles in a bo...
In recent news, Sam Smith, a junior and hipster at Doody University, will be joining the military and fighting in Iraq in order to get the emotional experience for the poetry collection he is working on. When asked if he is proud to be serving his...
Modern Warfare is simply not as good as it used to be, say politicians, and Britain may well see a return to the golden age of militarism following the May general election. The leaders of the two main parties, and David Cameron, privately agree...
Fledgling ams manufacturers in Kenya, Zimbabwe, Nigeria and South Africa see a 'Huge Stimulus" coming as Obama pledges to revamp the American Military with less deadly but more cost efficient tools in a new PR campaign called "Get High On America...
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