(Washington, DC - December 21, 2010)… Early Tuesday, President Barack Obama (Yeah, him again.) made the controversial announcement that this year, the Christian celebration affectionately referred to by supporters as a "Happy Holiday" is canceled.
The Obama administration has changed the, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy placed by Bill Clinton during his stint in the oval office. The Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy originally came from the draft board asking potential soldiers if they had homosexu...
LADIES & GENTLEMEN! In this 15 year contest for the Championship of the World we have...in the Right Hand Corner - that Invincible Authority of State Power, Nick Clegg. In the Left corner we have the Challenger - Australian born Julius the Great Leaker, famed for his new Power of an invisible Cyber Weapon. From his cell in Wandsworth Prison Julius has been getting the help in his corn...
The latest attempt by the PC-police to clean up our racist and hate fuelled society has ended with China declaring war on the United Kingdom. It all started last month, when a group of moaning hippy do-gooders demanded that the government make som...
Unconfirmed reports from the White house, today announced that President Obama was looking forward to his own war in Korea.This, he feels, will mark his place in American history as the only president to win a "conflict" in living history. Whilst...
CHESTER HILL, PA-In the wake of an artillery barrage between North and South Korea, Korean War veteran Harold Howell, 78, expressed annoyance today, noting that policymakers and the general public are far more reluctant to engage in hostilities with...
SEOUL, South Korea - Military officials are still trying to determine the intentions of North Korea in bombing Yeonpyeong Island. "Are they launching a new military offensive, or what?" asks Chief of Staff, Adm. Jaegwon Soo. "North Korea torpedoe...
In an effort to forestal making a presidential decision, Barry Obama today claimed the recent explosions in South Korea were the result of an 'agricultural accident' and should not be blamed 'on those folks up north!" While the White House scramb...
The reason behind the recent bloodshed raging between North and South Korea, has been sensationally revealed by our man in the field Lenny Presbatyn. Lenny told us by crackly video-phone, this afternoon "I have discovered that a high ranking offic...
Washington -- Kim Jong-eun thought he was playing a video game when he heard the first missiles leave his bunker in North Korea. "My dad said he was turning over power to me, but I didn't think he was serious, because he told me the only way he w...
Following a protest in Korea, the country looks set to invade... itself. In shocking events recently, Korean spokespeople revealed "We hate ourselves so much we're going to bomb the crap out of our military bases!" Threats that this will weaken...
North and South Korea have both got their knickers in a twist and have decided to practice popping at each other with their pea-shooters. The Korean border is one of the most action-packed borders on the planet because the North Korean leader, age...
Twenty eight umbrellas will be providing protection for Nato countries as a shield against attack from disgruntled students, angry former civil servants and the Unite Union. The trifling cost of this defensive shield will be $270 million. Downing...
Yesterday in Afghanistan, Hamid Karzai went off his medication and blasted the United States and its allies. In an embarrassing overreaction, he demanded that night raids (about 12 per night) on people's homes be ceased. General Petraeus was u...
(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)… A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...
America is still reeling today due to an all out attack from its worst enemy ever, itself. Poor old lady liberty got kicked in the pants by an aggressor it couldn't hope to fight off, following a computer related communication mishap that saw tro...
Buoyed by the Republican Party's victories in the mid-term elections, likely House Speaker John ("Weepy") Boehner (R-Ohio) pledged to find a new war for America: "Let's face it," said Boehner, "The American people became totally bored by the wars in...
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