Seattle, Washington - In an effort to draw attention to their cause for peace "Plankers" have planned what they are calling "Planking Across America". In this event they hope to form one continuous human plank chain over mountains, buildings and wat...
WASHINGTON, DC - Sometime in March, thousands of USMC troops from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina received orders from Obama to deploy to the Mediterranean, while Congress remained unaware of the President's use of American soldiers. President Obama:...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, after meeting in secret with Vice-President Joe Biden, talk show host and 'unofficial' presidential advisor Oprah Winfrey, and the "First Mama" Michelle Obama has reached a somewhat startling decision. Th...
Despite its exhausting and increasingly sanctimonious involvement in Libya and Egypt, the US this week confirmed that it was determined to take necessary action and invade a small, Esso service service station in Bracknell. The proposed action was co...
A fresh crisis has hit the troubled coalition Government - an absence of new things to declare war on. Having successfully declared war on terrorism, crime, vandalism, MPs' expenses, old people, young people, babies and Libya the Press Office at Numb...
Following quickly in the steps of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy, "GI" Dave Cameron was quick to jump into the fray ahead of US President Obama, begging France to reopen 'Lend Lease' in order to "borrow" some planes to enforce Britain's ambitiou...
In a dramatic announcement from Buckingham Palace the Queen has declared war on Fiji, an island in the South Pacific, which has decided to replace the Queen on its stamps with pictures of local plants and animals. Rats, pigs and goats are all likely...
Stunned Irishman Finbar McNamara, 39, was digging in his 40 acre garden-and uncovered a prisoner of war camp! Finbar, a local handyman of questionable parentage and intelligence, Much Hadham in Hertfordshire, nearly dropped his 1.5 litre bottle o...
(Published in 2031) - CAIRO & OBAMA, D.C. - The United Democracies of Arabia (UDA) have agreed to invade the transnational-controlled former state. At the UDA building in Cairo, all of the member states voted for an attack on the United States...
Well it was, I think one of the best covered plays ever. Even the BBC were advertising it. Of course, there was only exclusive viewings at Cairo, so I caught a flight there. Weirdly enough, there were no people on board, so I moved to first-class. When there, there was already a group outside. I watched through the whole thing, however a policeman took me away and put me in a hotel room, pos...
CAIRO - Abdullah Al-Fasial, 23, from Alexandria, is a descendant of Ah-Menrah, an ancient Egyptian sorcerer. The curse, which will be placed upon all of Hossni's ruling party's main people, will take effect tomorrow. "It didn't have to go down...
(Published 2017) - LONDON - A second price war has happened within the borders of Britain. Back in '13 it was GAP vs. Peacock (both are clothes stores). Today it is ASDA Vs. Tesco. Like the previous price war, both transnational corporations are d...
At a January 19th meeting in the Oval Office with Chinese president Hu Jintao, Barack Obama expressed his gratitude to the Chinese people for their 9th century invention of gunpowder, without which, he said, the American way of life would not be poss...
Statement: I never intended to tell a lie, or make up stories that would change the history of politics and world peace. I was born, just before world war one, my father was a batmen to General Sir Earl Hague. My dad often had a night cap with Hague and during one of those nights, Hague asked my dad what he would do if Germany declared war on Poland. My dad, being a man of peace, advised...
I'm getting older these days, and life doesn't get much easier, but a man has to do what a man has to do. I'm pretty fit, and sometimes I can compete with people half my age. But I started to feel a little bit vulnerable lately. Not only physically, but mentally too. I suspect sometimes that I'm devolving into an idiot. Maybe I am - but as long as I can take a fair stab at the Times crossword a...
After the successful test of its first ever Giant Death Ray, China has reiterated to U.S. officials that it is in no way meant to challenge or threaten American military interests in the Pacific, or elsewhere. In a statement released during Defen…
North Korea escalated tensions on the peninsula to a dangerous level tuesday, hitting Yeonpyeong Island yet again, this time with a brutal barrage of hard-packed snowballs. Footage from the area showed people in the streets, battered by the assaul...
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