Its the fashion accessory that is sweeping the football world. Premier stars such as Carlos Tevez of Man City and Arsenal's Samir Nasri have been sporting it all through the winter. Its the snood - and it may be getting banned. A FIFA spokesman...
No sooner had the the FA Cup Draw paired mighty Goliaths Manchester United with plucky non-league would-be Davids Crawley Town than Crawley manager Steve Evans' phone was going ballistic, writes The Daily Shitstirrer's Football Bullshit Cashcow Corre...
Urgent warnings have been sent out by the Olympic Committee concerning websites offering sales of tickets for the Olympic Stadium. 'West Ham United matches for 2013 have not been arranged. No one knows what Division West Ham will be in at that tim...
Troubled Dundee United, whose revenue flow has been hit hard after an inordinate number of home fixtures were cancelled due to a waterlogged pitch, have announced a major new change in the boardroom. TV Presenter Lorraine Kelly has was been appo...
As we approach the 8 month anniversary of England's humiliating 4-1 defeat by Germany in the last 16 of World Cup 2010, Frank Skinner and David Baddiel are releasing an updated version of the classic "Three Lions" : They're Coming Home They're Coming Home They're Coming England's Coming Home (x 66) Everyone Seems To Know The Score The Germans Gave Them Four And For Sure It Could Have...
After years of dithering over what improvements should be made to help referees deal with the increasing instances of player indiscipline (on and off the ball) and more importantly to increase the quality of entertainment on show, the SFA have at las...
Dundee United have commissioned a leading firm of consultants to take a look at the Arabs situation and see if they couldn't come up with some constructive proposals to increase their revenue flow. Here's their proposals which will be immediately implemented - 1. Rename the George Fox Stand the "20th Century George Fox Stand" and redevelop it into a state of the art Cineplex that could showc...
Scottish entrepreneur Chris Whyte has revealed some of the plans he has for Glasgow Rangers once his £33 million takeover is complete. Here's some of his proposals - 1. Re-enlist CR Smith Windows as club sponsors, re-brand all stock as Sash windows. Whyte reckons the giro donations will start rolling in. 2. Sell Kirk Broadfoot, Kyle Lafferty and Maurice Edu to a Conference team and use th...
The International Climate Science Coalition called the flooding in New Orleans caused by 2005's Hurricane Katrina "the worst bad weather event of the 21st Century". The I.C.S.C. had to revise their opinions in January when much of the Eastern Coas...
Stormy night in la bella Italia with much for the afficionado to discuss. It rained incessantly in Milan, and indeed on Milan, especially in the 80th minute when Aaron Lennon picked the ball up in his own half, charged at the Milan defence, skipped a...
Following Tottenham Hotspurs' dramatic 1-0 away win in the Champions League against Milan in the San Siro, happy Harry Redknapp joined his old mates, Graeme Souness, and Jeff Stelling alongside his son Jamie in the Sky Sports studio. He called Sou...
English Premiership stars have made a clean sweep in the Most Negative European Players of 2010 awards . The honour, selected by sports journalists in the European Union, is judged on the basis of the number of square or back passes completed per...
Furious scenes in Salonika yesterday evening ahead of the Aris Salonika v Manchester City Europa League knockout round first leg tie, as hundreds of Aris fans angrily demanded ticket refunds. Apparently, the fans were labouring under the misapprehens...
NEW YORK CITY - One of the most beautiful women to ever come out of Russia is Irina Shayk and she is this years 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl. Irina Shayk, a 25-year-old stunningly attractive model from Yemanzhelinsk, Russia be...
Troubled Dundee F.C. have been hit by more sanctions in their struggle to stay afloat. The First Division club , which went into administration in October 2010 for the second time in 8 years, was given a 25 point penalty by the Scottish Football L...
Sepp Blatter has confirmed that the 2022 World Cup in Qatar will definitely be played in the Summer. Despite widespread concerns amongst many of the European national associations at the prospect of their players having to put up with 40C temperat...
West Brom manager Roy Hodgson has sensationally been sacked after just 48 hours in charge of the Premiership strugglers. A spokesman for the club stated that "after much soul searching and many sleepless hours, the directors of West Bromwich Footb...
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