Poor families and the sick will bear the brunt of new £4billion benefit cuts, according to sources yesterday, when all our troubles seamed so far away. ConDemming Chancellor George Osborne shocked MPs by saying the huge sum will be on top of £11bi...
Insiders from London's intelligence gathering community today dropped the strongest hint yet that there was no foul play involved in the sad demise of MI6 agent Gareth Williams, 30. Initially, investigating officers treated the death as suspicious...
Sussex - (OMG! Mess): An unidentifiable, bady burnt body was discovered today between the 17th and 18th holes at the Dyke Golf Club, Devil's Dyke Road, Brighton. Police say the corpse had been chopped up a bit and then set on fire in what some loc...
In yet another shocking turn of events dealing with UK Intelligence (sic) Agencies, another high level spook has turned up dead with no signs of life in a Tothill area 5 star hotel under somewhat mysterious circumstances. The agent, who can not be...
London - (Anna Chapman News): Murdered in his bath and then 'stufffed inside a large sports bag' is how police have described it. This morning the Pimlico flat of a dead MI6 officier was under tight wraps amid fears of a potential Establishment co...
Police have uncovered a grisly 'house of death' in Swansea, informants tell us. News is sketchy at this time, but around 15 dead bodies, some seemingly mutilated, were found at an address by a member of the public. "Officers were called to the...
Following the tragic murder of a woman and her two children, aged 1 and 2 in Fordingbridge Hants, followed by the suicide by hanging of a man, there were scenes eerily reminiscent of those in Rothbury, as gunman Raoul Moat was cornered by police offi...
Dear Sir, I am writing to you because I always enjoy your Business Pages and the excellent analysis and advice provided therein (or is it thereon? it certainly isn't 'thereunder' or its arcane relative 'thereinunder' as those are terms used by solicitors to baffle the unwary, but, fair enough, it's a fair cop, fair dinkum, the game's up, you've got me bang to rights, I'll come quietly, society...
There was an outcry in the UK today as child-killer Jon Venables was sentenced to a mere two years in prison after pleading guilty to downloading and distributing indecent images of children - including the rape of an eight year old girl. Venables...
A loop hole in the law has been discovered which could lead to those previously sentenced to life in prison to be back on the streets just hours after their death. This news will come as a blow to campaigners, following the recent high profile cas...
Mass murderer Peter Tobin, has spent the night digging in his garden in an attempt to try and find police. Mr.Tobin explained. "The police came here some time ago to dig for my victims and now the police have gone missing. They are not pinning thi...
An episode of good-natured family fun turned into a bloody scene of murder and mayhem when a father shot and killed his wife and two daughters on the 500 block of Roberta Drive in The Bronx. According to police, Ohioan Horatio Ashtabula and his wife...
Raoul Aking, former MP and ex-prisoner, who knows the corridors of Westminster like the back of his head, is being sought by the Police after he killed his mistress's new partner. She was also badly injured in the gunfight. Aking has now threatene...
Joran Van der Sloot, currently in solitary confinement in a Lima, Peru, prison on suspicion of murdering Stephany Flores in a hotel room has been complaining about conditions in the prison to the Dutch press. Dutch reporter Aarhuis De Grootengronk...
The real ones are pretty f-cking creepy as well. About 100 professional clowns marched with big, floppy shoes through the Salvadoran capital Thursday to protest the killing of a passenger by two imposter clowns. The real clowns, who panhandle on...
Convicted Sex Slasher Amanda Knox doing soft time in Italy under the watchful eye of her mentor Silvio Berlusconi, sent a twitter of condolence to Serial Sociopath Joran van der Sloot upon hearing he had confessed to another murder and might be jaile...
A crazed fox has run rampage in North London killing 12 before taking it's own life by throwing itself in front of a bus. The fox began its killing spree by murdering its own twin brother before ripping the head of an owl. It then savaged a badger...
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