Washington: Republican Peter King is seeking to introduce a bill to make it "illegal for anyone to carry a firearm within 1,000 feet of a government official". Members of Congress likewise disturbed by the recent Tucson massacre, yesterday called...
It's just emerged that two young American student/tourists have been attacked by a mysterious creature, on the moors. At night, in the dark. In a chillingly similar scenario to that depicted in the motion picture film An American Werewolf In Londo...
Meteorologists and Air Traffic Controllers (ATC) in Tampa, Miami, USA believe that they may have solved the mystery of the untimely demise of flocks of birds. Flight crew on board several aircraft preparing to land on runway 36 at Tampa Airport ha...
Gabriela Elizabeth Tamez Muniz, The Redhead Mas Fea, alleged leader of a Mexican hijackers ring was found resting, with very cold skin, on a pedestrian bridge at Gonzalitos Avenue, opposite Mithras Norte in Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, and was alive (a lit...
Tijuana police were called to a bridge on the north side of Tijuana after witness report a below the neck amputee man had hung himself. When officers arrived they found the bodiless man hanging by a metal ring tied to the bridge. When police went...
Gabriela Elizabeth Muñiz Tamez, La Pelirroja Mas Fea, presunta lideresa de secuestradores hallada descano, su piel muy fría, del puente peatonal de la avenida Gonzalitos, frente a la colonia Mitras Norte en Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, estaba viva (un poqu...
After a five year study into UK murders Greater Manchester police have come to the conclusion that people who commit murder are irrational. "We have monitored the murders over the past five years," said detective inspector Jim Taggart. "What this...
30 years ago today, on December 8th 1980, former Beatle, John Winston Lennon was shot five times in the back as he entered the Dakota building in New York City, by crazed 'fan' Mark Chapman. Devoted fans are expected to gather today in Liverpool a...
Investigators in Florida are trying to determine why beloved celebrity doggie Pluto committed the first reported murder in Celebration, Florida; a distinctly creepy, Stepford-Wives-type knit town that was conceived and built by the Walt Disney Co.
A top Canadian Military man has been erased as only the Canadians know how to do. This despicable person was allowed to wear his uniform by day, command troops and pick up a huge pay check whilst sexually assaulting and even killing women, by ni...
EL PASO, TEXAS - The unintended consequences of Obama's "punish our enemies" remark to Hispanics may be the murder of five Americans in Mexico in the course of a week. Journalists familiar with Mexican drug cartels and human trafficking on the border...
The National Health Service, the UK's way of sliding communism in under the noses of the Western world, has awarded Nurse Bernadetta Akwward the 'Meredith Francis Maguire / Bobby Sands Memorial Award for Outstanding Murder of a Burden To Society'.
Paul the amazing octopus, famous for his fearless predictions at the recent FIFA World Cup, has been murdered by a gang of Dutch herring intent on exacting revenge for the mighty mollusc's prediction that the Netherlands football team would go down t...
Paul, the predicting oracle of World cup football fame has died, everyone knows, of old age. Not true. "He didn't die in his sleep as the zoo officials have been claiming," says his keeper in charge, "he was murdered, by the agents of the hitherto...
Just in - lawyers acting for Saudi Prince Saud Abdulaziz Bin Nasser Al Saud, convicted of the murder of servant Bandar Abdulaziz in a London Hotel and sentenced to twenty years, are said to be considering an appeal. The lawyers are arguing that th...
Dover, DE (BNSE): Justice Department investigators confirmed today they are considering possible fines and other penalties against several of the United States' largest financial institutions for the murders of hundreds of homeowners delinquent in...
In a landmark case, John Wayne Doe was found not guilty of murdering an illegal immigrant. Mr. Doe and the immigrant were both employees of a convenience store in Arizona. Mr. Doe suspected that the individual was an illegal immigrant, and demande...
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