All bombs, riffles, tanks, missiles, and landmines are invented to kill human life. Human killing weapons are immoral. Everyone was born and given life to live an everyday life, not to be killed by a lethal weapon like a bomb, riffle, tank, missile,…
American Army General, Lex Von Killbot, has suggested that America may need to engage in a balloon war with China and Russia and other enemies. “We need balloons in the air over Moscow and helping the Ukrainians win their struggle. I want balloons…
Not again! Holy fuck, Europe, will you please stop! The world got sucked into two of your major wars, plus a few smaller hellish nightmares … when we you people move? You’re becoming neighbors who won’t turn down your radios after ten o’clock – m…
Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has confirmed that he will star in his own biopic film with a script still in the works. As Russia and Ukraine agree to continue ceasefire talks, Zelensky has won global praise as he fights to defend Ukraine…
Ian Hewitt, chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club, is being hailed as a hero tonight after the Club’s ban on Russian players competing at Wimbledon prompted Vladimir Putin to order his military to leave Ukraine. Speaking on Russian state te…
On the one hand, there are pro-life people. No abortion for the fourteen-year-old rape victim. Abortions kill. On the other hand, the same pro-life people are pro-gun. A gun isn't like a Kitchen Aid or a leaf blower. Guns kill people. While Su…
Kiev - Ukraine's President Zelensky will return to his former job, to perform an hour and half comedy special, promoting renewed peace between Ukraine and Russia. But many Ukrainians are skeptical that it will work. "I am with our President, but I…
2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins…
A recent study of the journalistic career of the award-winning BBC war correspondent, Rageh Omaar, has revealed that he has spent more than three-quarters of his entire life, broadcasting from flat rooftops in various trouble spots around the world.
Vladimir Putin, all 5’5” of him, blames Ukraine for the escalation at the Ukrainian border. That’s like blaming a swimmer for getting killed by a shark. Or the pot is calling the sink black. And the sun saying the moon is hot. Putin seems to forge…
DHAKA, Bangladesh – (World News) – The president of Bangladesh, Abdul Hamid has just made it known that his country will be launching an assault on Cambodia. President Hamid said that the reason is due to the fact that two years ago Cambodian Prim…
Top officials around the globe have been keeping a close eye on the events that have been transpiring around Ukraine. Highly sought-after information has just leaked through The United Nations Security Council on War and Peace. This report wi…
Moscow, Monday, Feb, 14. Woof Bluster with an SOS report for Spoof On Sports. The imminent threat of Russia's invasion of Ukraine disappeared Monday as President Vladimir Putin offered a Valentine's gift of peace to the world. The "no war" decision f…
Yes, where are you? Or are the pro-life, anti-abortion, life is sacred folks just a means to control women, put them back in the kitchen, remove them from public office, and let the men reign supreme, deciding when the little lady may put on a pair o…
Tokyo, Japan - The Toyota Motor Corporation unleashed a new commercial today, marketed towards Authoritarian regimes and Dictators around the globe. The commercial plays heavily on the recent success of the Taliban in Afghanistan. A victory that c…
In the year 2563, exactly 300 years after Earth was devastated by a catastrophic war known as "The Fall," Alita talks to Dr. Dyson Ido in his workshop before her final Motorball game which will make her eligible to enter Zalem. Dr. Dyson Ido expl…
Irvine, CA - Taco Bell is always trying to gain global market share in the profitable 'crappy food' market, and they have seen steady profits with their bizarre international menu. In Japan, you can get a Octopusadilla. In Italy, you'll find taco-…
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