Packers CEO Mark H. Murphy has said he is greatly attracted to the idea of a darkness retreat in Oregon. This following his star QB Aaron Rodgers' showing the way into a small cabin (at 300 square feet with queen sized bed) dug into a mountain.
Les Moonvest, a quarterback for the Maine Otters, ran the wrong way, towards his own end zone, and still scored a touchdown! How did he do this? Coach Timmy Poole O’Toole has said, “First, the only thing keeping in his brain is his helmet – not…
Do you like halftime shows, but hate football? I know I do, so finally there will be a show for me. “All Half-Time All The Time” will show ONLY half time shows. Musicians and weird dancers in weirder costumes flying in wires, driving tanks, showin…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NCAA Governing Committee has just announced that after repeated warnings that went unheeded, the Ohio State football program has been suspended and placed on probation. Governing Committee spokeswoman, Melvina…
COLUMBUS Ohio - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Mirror has said that the NCAA and the NFL have both once again warned the Ohio State football team to stop with it's arrogant, better-than-thou BS. SM writer Tortilla Torres says that for years, Buckeye…
A secret committee of the American football owners has issued a secret report on what direction to go in Football. But it was leaked by the Retired Football Players association - (one of their members was dating a staffer who put the report together)…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Mirror reporter Tortilla Torres, the Women's Federated Football League (WFFL) is picking up millions of viewers each week. In the most recent game the San Francisco Beavers defeated the Georgia…
PROGRESO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Growing up in the Texas Rio Grande Valley, Joe Willie Passadero, dreamed of one day being the starting quarterback for his hometown Progreso Fighting Red Ants high school team. Well Joe Willie, who was named aft…
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - (Sports Satire) - A fire of unknown origin started in the Patriots locker room and quickly spread to the equipment closet. A Patriots custodian Otto Tox, 78, said that as he was eating his lunch in the outdoor picnic ar…
Hi, I'm Buck Shanks, and I'm here to give y'all over there in England a run-down on the good ol' NFL. That's our kinda football. New York Rams took a pounding from the Chicago Bears 300-0. It was a memorable game as wide receiver Jefferson "Squelc…
As a Spoof writer, I travel to some out of the way towns in my search to figure out what’s going on in this crazy world. Not long ago, I found myself in Baton Rouge, Louisiana of all places. There’s not a whole lot to do in Baton Rouge, and I f…
The Primatology World is abuzz this morning over a video that captured New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick take hold of the wrist of Quarterback Mac Jones and lead him away at the conclusion of the football game last Sunday. The video, sho…
BURNT CORN, Alabama – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has just confirmed that the sports mascot for Johnny Reb College has been arrested. SBIM's Dottie Bazooka, stated that Clydell Bruce “Bubba” Fipp, 25, was arrested at his Pr…
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Beyonce Knowles, known as Queen B, by her gazillions of devoted fans, is extremely thrilled that her team the Tijuana Tamale Packers won their season opener, by clobbering the visiting Mexicali Maracas by a score o…
The Bruin athletic director may have thought he had scheduled some patsies for his UCLA football team when he picked Hawaii and Fresno State as two of the three non-conference teams in the opening weeks of the schedule. Think again! The Bruins of Wes…
BEVERLY HILLS – (Sports News) – It’s a well known fact that Houston native Beyonce (Knowles) has always been a big fan of football. As a little girl she used to cheer on the then Houston Oilers (now the Tennessee Titans) on her parents 19-inch bl…
PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) - For the past four years, the state of the nation's economy has affected just about every aspect of society. The president of Philadelphia's Drexel University has decided that in an effort to save money the school w…
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