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Donald Trump, Jr. Rumored to be Subpoenaed Soon

By coincidence, Trump Jr. has announced he will be visiting Trump properties not located in the U.S.

Trump adopts Bush's dog!

President Trump has adopted George Bush's dog because it doesn't answer back, is loyal to the bitter end, and wags its tail everytime Trump twitters...

George H. W. Bush Reaching His Final Destination

George H.W. Bush took a paraglider up to his final destination, floating through clouds, stars, and galaxies.

Watching the soft landing, God said, “I’ve gotta try that someday.”

"Well, hop on."

Camelot's Crumbling: Attorney Pleads Guilty. Lied to Protect Trump.

I wonder what the Trump is ruing tonight?

What harassment is the Trump reviewing tonight?

Poor Cohen told the court, he lied but now's contrite.

No wonder that the Trump is stewing tonight.

NASA's InSigbht Spacecraft Successfully Lands On Mars

Also, miraculously locates Hilary Clinton's 30,000 missing e-mails on the surface of the planet!

New toilet accessory selling like hotcakes

The red plastic sleeve slips over the toilet handle and is emblazoned in white: MAKE THE TOILET BOWL GREAT AGAIN

White House And Exorcism

The White House needs an exorcism. Like now!

Hillary Promises to Send Her Private E-Mail Server to Ivanka to Use

"I heard about the trouble Ivanka had and thought I'd give her a private server so she can be safe."

White Lady Sees "Blackish"

Calls police to report all the black people on her TV.

Big Foot Apologizes For California Fires

Big Foot has broken his silence, and apologized for not raking the leaves of the California forests like he was supposed to, which led to all the fires, according to the President.