Screen Name: P Turton

P Turton has published 10 items on The Spoof.

Check out P Turton's:

Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 11th October 2014

Spoofing since: Tuesday 1st July 2003

Location: The Royal County of Berkshire

Profile: Chief amongst my interests are looking at the sky and muttering to clouds. I also like to garden. Unfortunately I don't have a garden of my own, so have to use other peoples. This frequently leads to the police being called and me having to ride away at high speed on my Grifter.
When hiding from the police and angry garden owners I like to contribute spoof news.

P Turton's RSS News Feed

P Turton hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!

If you want the latest up-to-the-minute spoof news, check out all our rss feeds.

 

While you're here, why not check our other Top Writers?

And if you've still got time on your hands, consider joining us as a writer, and make up your very own news stories!



Breaking news…

"Trump Is Not the Anti-Christ" Claims Someone Who Should Know

"Believe me, no-one in my family wants anything to do with the Orange Guy!" spoke Satan.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
61 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more