Screen Name: Jock Reasoning

Jock Reasoning has published 8 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 27th in the top writers table.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 28th June 2020

Spoofing since: Saturday 4th July 2015

Real Name: Will Gardner

Email: will.gardner13 {at}

Location: Earth

Profile: About A Guy Named Will (aka Jock Reasoning)

Yea, so my name is Will Gardner. It's the name I was given at birth. Standard naming procedure, from what I've been told. People in Arkansas pronounce it 'wheel' which is somewhat endearing, I guess...really depends on who's saying it.

I began writing at the tender age of 16 in various online competitions. I'm not one to brag or anything, but I was highly, really, really successful...I mean, we're talking ground breaking levels of success here. In all seriousness, it was a fun, productive way to spend my time and flesh out a talent I had been gifted.

Moving on to college, I majored in Creative Writing and wrote for the Texas Tech newspaper. While writing for the politically divisive publication, I penned such controversial articles as "Gay Marriage is a Matter of Evolution" and "You Think White Men Can't Jump, Watch the WNBA." Those may not have been the EXACT titles, but you get the picture.

After college, I became the creative head for Gardner Realty. Let me tell you, I can write the heck out of a two story, four bedroom home nestled on five acres.

My first book, Plastic Hooking, is based on characters and an idea I developed several years ago. It's a (mostly) comedy fiction novel with just enough action, suspense and violence sprinkled in to keep situations from getting too wacky. It's the first in a three part series. A series I hope to have finished by the year 2067. I am a writer, after all.

As my career goes on, I hope to expand this About Me section but, for now, that about sums it up.

Thanks for reading!

Will Gardner

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