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"Trump Is Not the Anti-Christ" Claims Someone Who Should Know

"Believe me, no-one in my family wants anything to do with the Orange Guy!" spoke Satan.

Senior Discount

The nice thing about being over 60 is that you can walk your dog essentially in your pajamas and nobody bats an eye.

BREAKING NEWS!

Man In a Really Dark Place Finally Figures Out How to Use the Flashlight on His Cellphone.

Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin volunteers to be Trump’s new chief-of-staff.

"You're hired."

Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff

This time he wants a Chief-of-Staff that "won't get away too easy."

The House of Representatives Passes First Bill: Build a Wall...

...around the Oval Office.

Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort Plan to Form Gang in Prison

The name they will have tattooed on their chests is "White Collar Crooks."

Donald Trump, Jr. Rumored to be Subpoenaed Soon

By coincidence, Trump Jr. has announced he will be visiting Trump properties not located in the U.S.

Trump adopts Bush's dog!

President Trump has adopted George Bush's dog because it doesn't answer back, is loyal to the bitter end, and wags its tail everytime Trump twitters...

George H. W. Bush Reaching His Final Destination

George H.W. Bush took a paraglider up to his final destination, floating through clouds, stars, and galaxies.

Watching the soft landing, God said, “I’ve gotta try that someday.”

"Well, hop on."