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Football hardman Vinnie

Football hardman Vinnie never shied away from a tackle,...

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Jim loved emulating his hero Evil Knievel

Jim loved emulating his hero Evil Knievel, however...

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Bob The Vicar

Bob the Vicar always enjoyed prayer, thoughtful...

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Blue Watch

Blue Watch were famed throughout the fire service for their...

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Question Time in the Navy

The Navy is questioning its seaman. Officer: Have you had sex...

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How many members of the government does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many members of the government does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...

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The best place for health freaks

Where is the best place in America to live for health freaks who like to...

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SAS Apes

The new platoon of apes proved at great success...

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How Much?

The sheep paid over £500,000 for...

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Homeless Animals

Zoo keepers are reporting a problem...

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Where do apes go to get drunk?

Where do apes go to get drunk? The...

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Baked Beans Offer

Tesco were shocked to hear of ASDAs baked...

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New job for monkey

My pet monkey has just got a job in the...

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United's new star

Manchester United have signed Death to their star studded...

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New TV show staring cats

A group of celebrity owned cats are to star...

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New hopping hoddie gang

Police are concerned about a new hoodie gang that hop...

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Bear for cricket team

Australia have taken the unusual step of naming a bear...

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How did the monkey know his girlfriend dumped him?

How did the monkey know his girlfriend...

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Shakesphere's block

Shakespeare never wrote a bad word about Queen Elizabeth....

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Gambling

Im giving up gambling this year....

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Stations

Trains stop at train stations, buses stop at bus...

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Bell Ringing

Dale Winton and Graham Norton are starting a bell...

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Midwives

Midwives have complained that their careers are like...

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Schizophrenia

I used to have schizophrenia. But I got some great...

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