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Hot Food

Managed to get some hot food on the train...

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Onions

I went down the local supermarket. I said: I want to make a complaint...

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DIY

Just heard about a gynaecologist who decorated...

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Circus.

The wife said to me if you were half a man youd...

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Cowboys.

What do you call 47 men watching the...

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Oil Leak

A BP spokesman said today that the current oil leak is the...

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Wind

I went to my doctor to get something...

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Fat

Yesterday I got rid of 7 stones of...

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So Ugly

I knew a girl who was so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. Thats...

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Egg Timer

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time...

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Persecution Complex

I told my doctor that everyone hates me. He said I...

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Spuds

I went to the grocers the other day and said can I have 5lbs of potatoes please mate He said certainly...

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A Racist Joke

Australian farmers have found a new...

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Strange But True.

I mistook my car ignition key for my house key last night and...

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