Jokes

All jokes submitted by norma snockers.

Show all jokes.

Showing page 1 (of 21 pages)

Lucky me!

The other day I was walking by this convention center and I heard a crude remark made towards me. I told them to blow me. Little did I know it was the International Nymphomaniacs convention. Six days...

Read full joke…

The crocodile

This bloke walks into an outback bar with a big crocodile and sets it on the bar. He asks the barkeep for a beer, and opens the crocks mouth, sticks his cock in its mouth and drinks his beer. The bartender...

Read full joke…

Solution for Alapletia

The bald man cut holes in his pockets so he could run his fingers through his hair!...

Read full joke…

Tell-tale signs

A woman walks into her Gynecologist and the doctor says, Miss why do you have F on your stomach? The woman replies, I went to bed last night with Fred and refused to take off his belt. A couple of weeks...

Read full joke…

You Don't Want to Hear This...

The three words a woman never wants to hear when shes making love are: Honey, Im home!...

Read full joke…

Something in Common?

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together, and you get... 100 people who dont do dick....

Read full joke…

Rudolph The Deaf Reindeer

Santa and his reindeer landed on top of an outhouse. Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house....

Read full joke…

Aren't People Stupid?

Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said: Paddy will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in the future? Why? Paddy asked. Because, said Mick all the street was laughing when...

Read full joke…

Want to Be Wanted?

Men usually like to go to massage parlours because they want to be kneaded....

Read full joke…

For a Change

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor. The old man asks, Why are you going to sleep on the floor? The old woman says, Because I want...

Read full joke…

The Filly

A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing next season, but when gets her home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust. The farmer doesnt want her knocked...

Read full joke…

The Perfect Male Lover

The definition of the perfect male lover is one who makes love for three hours, then turns into chocolate....

Read full joke…

Of Trees and onions

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties,...

Read full joke…

A Money Saving Idea

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs...

Read full joke…

The Estate

A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she cant touch it til shes 14....

Read full joke…

The Film

Theyre making a new XXX movie. Its about an anorexic Irish prostitute who hops from bed to bed. Her names Tramp OLean....

Read full joke…

Coded Messages

A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon. Care to go upstairs and have a shag? the husband asks. Shhh! said the bride. All the neighbours will know what were about to do....

Read full joke…

Tip for Large Women

To screw a fat chick, roll her in flour and find the wet spot....

Read full joke…

Card Shop

At the card shop a woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, No. A clerk came over and asked, May I help you? I dont know, said the woman. Do you have any Sorry...

Read full joke…

Getting up Too Early

An old professor got up one morning feeling like a 20 year old student, but he couldnt find one on campus who was awake that early....

Read full joke…

Sir Lancelot

In the days of Yore, long gone by, at the time of Camelot, there were many brave Knights, but the bravest of them all was Sir Lancelot. Sir Lancelot was the bravest of the brave, goodest of the good and...

Read full joke…

ABC sex

ABC Sex: Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas...

Read full joke…

Crouching Position

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, Morning. He said, No, just taking a crap....

Read full joke…

25 Whiskies...

A bartender is preparing to open for the night when he hears a knock at the door, he opens the door and a beautiful blonde is standing there. She says, Im shy could I get a drink before you open? So he...

Jokes

Lucky me!

The crocodile

Solution for Alapletia

Tell-tale signs

You Don't Want to Hear This...

Something in Common?

Rudolph The Deaf Reindeer

Aren't People Stupid?

Want to Be Wanted?

For a Change

The Filly

The Perfect Male Lover

Of Trees and onions

A Money Saving Idea

The Estate

The Film

Coded Messages

Tip for Large Women

Card Shop

Getting up Too Early

Sir Lancelot

ABC sex

Crouching Position

25 Whiskies...

RSS & Feeds