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Playing golf with 3 very religious rabbis

Three very religious rabbis in black with long beards were playing golf. A guy named Mulhaney wanted to play golf and this was the only threesome in which he could play. So he joins the rabbis and plays...

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Our policy here in Heaven

After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. I dont understand, he complained to Saint Peter. I devoted my entire life to my...

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Round in a shot

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible....

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A prayer for beer

Our lager Which art in barrels Hallowed be thy drink Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk) At home as it is in the tavern Give us this day our foamy head And forgive us our spillage As we forgive...

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A man with a big orange head goes to see a doctor

This guy walks into a doctors office and his head is big and orange. The doctor says Good god man, youve got a big orange head! How did this happen? Guy starts to tell his story. Well doctor, the other...

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No way - No needles!

A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. No way, no needles, I cant stand needles. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing...

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A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says, Ill have a beer and turns to the ostrich. Whats yours? Ill have a beer,...

Jokes

Playing golf with 3 very religious rabbis

Our policy here in Heaven

Round in a shot

A prayer for beer

A man with a big orange head goes to see a doctor

No way - No needles!

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him

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