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Help me

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him....

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Divorced and Drunk

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,...

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College rooms

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:...

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A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes...

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Snake bite

I hope Im not poisonous, said the first snake. Why? asked the second. Because I just bit my lip....

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Counting condoms

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: Dad, why do they do packs of one condom? Dad: Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights. Boy: So, why do they make...

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Viagra coffee

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, Doctor, I havent had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can...

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On the road too long

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!...

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Help me

Divorced and Drunk

College rooms

Student takes off his pants

Snake bite

Counting condoms

Viagra coffee

On the road too long

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