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Bravo Thirteen...

Ross Kemp was so clumsy, his SAS mates nicknamed him Manuel....

Two guys get lost in Scotland. One of the guys is older than the other, so he takes charge. I think we should head in that direction, because thats south Scotland - that should get us back to Fawkuurt...

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Four Crap Man Utd Gags...

I was walking through the park last night and a football lands right in front of me. I looked round and Rashford and Maguire were standing there... Can we have our ball back, mister? = Beg For It Marcus...

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A Sobering Thought...

Three guys are walking through the plains and get captured by the Indians. The chief tells them that they are about to be tied to a tree and shot through the heart by their deadliest bow and arrow specialist....

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A Simple Mistook!

An Irishman was walking around a posh neighbourhood looking for work. It wasnt going that well, until he came to a house owned by a old lady in her 70s. Top o the morning ta ya, mam. Um just goin round the neighbourhood...

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To Be Lucky, Just Surround Yourself With Losers!

I was walking out my door one morning and bumped into Stuarts wife, who was wearing white shoes, white jeans and a white jacket. She asked where I was going to, and I said, the bookies. So I did, and...

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A Nut Cracker...

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. Whilst hes waiting, the small bowl of peanuts starts talking to him. Youre a really good person! I like your shirt! You look great! Have you been working...

Jokes

Bravo Thirteen...

The Injuns Joke...

Four Crap Man Utd Gags...

A Sobering Thought...

A Simple Mistook!

To Be Lucky, Just Surround Yourself With Losers!

A Nut Cracker...

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