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The Two-Legged Dog and The Psychiatrist

A man could not stop acting like a dog so he decided to go and see a psychiatrist. Doctor he said, Its bad, I walk around on all fours, I chase cats, I bark at the mailman, and I pee on fire hydrants....

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Paris Hilton and Her Unbelievable Pet Shop Request

Paris Hilton has always fought the notion that she is an airhead or as Vice-President Joe Biden has referred to her a ditsy blonde. Miss Hilton has insisted that she is really not as dumb as she acts....

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The Amazingly Gifted Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin has been credited as being the inventor of bifocals, the lightning rod, the odometer, the $100 bill, and the Franklin Stove. But hardly anyone knows that...

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Paris Hilton - The Pet Shop Airhead

Paris Hilton, the infamous Tinsel Town celebutante has been criticized for being a space cadet, an airhead, and a basic ditzy blonde. She of course denies it saying that people...

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President Obama Hates Senator Ted Cruz

President Barack Obama does not hide the fact that he hates Senator Ted Cruz, AKA The Filibusting Freako. The president pointed out that Teddy...

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The New Star Wars Movie

Word filtering out of LaLaLand is that production plans for the latest in the Star Wars franchise saga are presently being finalized. Reports are that Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill have...

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Beyonce

Beyonce is still highly upset at the fact that so many members of the news media have criticized her for having lip synced The National Anthem at President Barack Obamas Inauguration Ceremony. The 31-year-old...

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Britney Spears' Upskirt Shots

Now that Britney Spears has been fired from her $15 million per year job as an X-Factor judge the blonde songstress is worried that her popularity will begin to fall the way Madonnas has. Britney, who several...

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Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby

Lindsay Lohan has had more ups and downs that the six top roller coasters in the United States. She has been involved in automobile accidents, stealing an expensive necklace, drinking, partying until all hours, and even physically fighting with her lookalike mother Dana. Freckles as Vice-President Joe Biden calls her...

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Paris Hilton Pantiliners

Paris Hilton, the Hollywood celebrity who is best noted for doing absolutely nothing, has just announced that she will be the spokesperson for a brand new product. The product which will be available just in time for Valentines Day is The Paris Hilton Pantiliners. Paris...

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President Obama Wins A Bet

President Obama was reportedly walking around the White House happier than a woodpecker in a lumber yard. He told members of the White House Press Corps that he had won a wager that hed made on the...

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Carly Rae Jepsen and The Nevada Call Girls

Carly Rae Jepsen, the 26-year-old singer from Canada has had tremendous success with her hit song Call Me Maybe. The song has sold over 10 million copies world wide. And now...

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Paris Hilton and Her Fabulous Pussy Cat

One of the most famous celebutantes in Tinsel Town, Paris Hilton recently appeared on The View. She was all excited about a brand new Japanese cat that she says simply showed up at the front...

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The Manti Te'o Bobblehead Doll Selling Like Hotcakes

The Hasbrother Toy Company has just announced that its brand new Manti Teo Bobblehead Doll has just become the new years number one selling bobblehead doll in all genres; sports, music, films, television, and politics. A spokesperson for the...

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The World's Skinniest Woman

The worlds skinniest woman was recently hospitalized as she was sitting in The Crocked Crocodile Club in Chicago. Effie Matchstick Hammerhiggy who stands 5-foot-11-inches tall,...

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Ozzy Osbourne - The Rock Prince of Darkness and Diction

Ozzy Osbourne, who was the lead singer for the heavy metal Black Sabbath, beamed with joy and pride as he said that he went into a pet store in Burbank last...

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Beware of Uncooked Kangaroo Meat

The World Health Organization has just issued a very stern world-wide warning regarding the eating of Kangaroo meat that is not fully cooked. A spokesperson for...

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Kansas Bans A Popular Kids Game

The state of Kansas, after receiving thousands of complaints from its citizens has acted to outlaw the very popular childrens party game known as Bunny Rabbit Juggling. A representative for the Jayhawk State...

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A Truckload of Counterfeit Nickels

United States Customs Agents in San Diego, California, report that they have just confiscated a shipment of illegal coins that was bound for Las Vegas, Nevada. The 18-wheeler was found to have over $17...

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Florida Discovers A Volcano - Mount St. Citrus

The governor of the state of Florida has just informed its citizens about the discovery of a huge volcano located just east of Pensacola. The volcano has been given the name Mount St. Citrus. Reports coming out of the Sunshine...

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The Astounding Illegal Alien Tunnel

The United States Department of Immigration has just released information to the news media that two U.S. Border Patrol agents in Nogales, Arizona have just found a three mile long tunnel. They report that the tunnel was being used to transport illegal aliens and...

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The Counterfeit Fortune Cookies

The Republic of China has issued an extremely strongly worded statement condemning the horrendously vicious rumor that apparently started in the heart of Texas. According...

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The Off-Spring of A Milk Cow and An Egg-Laying Hen

A dairy farmer in Wisconsin has just announced to the American news media that he has managed to successfully cross a milk cow with an egg laying hen. He said that he knows it sounds positively unbelievable but...

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The Mayan Calendars Sold Out Like Hotcakes!

The worlds largest retail store Walmart has just reported that due to a tremendous volume of Christmas sales they have completely sold out of their supply...

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