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Which Came First

The age old joke from the chicken joke genre:...

One Armed Irishman

One armed Paddy is playing Father Christmas in the full outfit, green suit, green beard and a green toy bag. As he gets on top of the roof, a big drift of snow dislodges...

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Boris the father

Boris Johnson was in a south Hampstead suburb, during the mayoral election, and this very attractive, relatively middle-aged woman came to the door and said: Boris, good...

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A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, Dad....

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Hitler's parachute

There are four people on an airplane. The pilot,Hitler, An old man, and a young boy with a backpack. About 20 minutes into the flight the pilot runs out and yells. The plane is going to crash! Grab a...

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A man and an alligator

A man walks into a bar and asks for two shots. The bartender says to him, We have a deal going on right now. The man replies whats the deal man? The bar tender says to him if you can drink this half gallon...

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