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Where there's a will, there's a way

Its nice to know that, in an age in which children often rebel against their parents, teen bride Courtney Stodden has not. She promised her mom shed...

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A Word to the Wise

I hadnt known that Susie was gay until our class twentieth annual high school reunion, when she introduced me to her date. This is Brenda, she said,...

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At first, Jim thought that Stella must wear blue-tinted contact lenses. He asked her if his surmise were true, but she frowned at him and said, No, I dont wear contact lenses at all, tinted or otherwise. In that case, Jim thought, he must be going color blind. Concerned, he visited his opthamologist, Dr. Nancy Brewer, but, after examining Jim, she reassured her patient that his vision was absolutely normal....

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Old enough

A nervous young woman wearing only a thong bikini took a stool at the bar in a beachfront club. She glanced left, right, and over each shoulder, looking anxious. The bartender approached her, and she ordered a margarita. I need to see some ID, the bartender said. Thats what I was worried about, she told him. I dont have any one me--no place to keep it. I cant serve you, then, the barteneder replied. The young woman...

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Saving Face

Jennifer was puzzled. At school, her girlfriends stared at her. Behind her back, they whispered about her. Some even had the nerve to point at her. Finally, she decided to ask them why she had suddenly become the center of attention among them. You told us youre a virgin, Carol said, whos saving herself for marriage. Jennifer shrugged. So? Well, we are not virgins, Carol told her. You cant fool...

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A Bloody Good Hound!

Steves girlfriend, having gone skiing alone, became lost in the mountains during a blizzard. After an unsuccessful three-day search, rescuers were ready, reluctantly, to call off any further effort to find her when Steve, arriving on the scene with the couples bloodhound, Max, gave the team new hope. I have a sure-fire way to find Beth, he said, and he held out a pair of her panties for the dog...

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Easy Money

A wealthy octogenarian, seeking a new bride, set up a contest among three bachelorettes, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, to see which of them could make the biggest return on her investment. He gave each a million dollars to invest. A year later, he called them before him to report on their successes....

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Where there's a will, there's a way

A Word to the Wise

Seeing eye to eye

Old enough

Saving Face

A Bloody Good Hound!

Easy Money

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