Jokes

All jokes submitted by Thomas B. Whitman.

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Stories

About half my stories tend to be truth....

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Butter

Having or not having butter can make...

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Safe Drawer

I have a Safe Drawer. It is the drawer in which I put important things and it is safe...

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Girlfriend

I just broke up with my girlfriend. It sucks because she is imaginary. She wont ever leave...

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Clothes

Some days you wake up and say to yourself, I dont REALLY need...

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Surrealism

Surrealism is too...

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Best Buy

Sometimes Ill go into a Best Buy, open up Notepad on all the computers,...

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Tuna

In a past life Im convinced I was a cat,...

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Moats

I like the idea of moats, thats why I moved to Australia. Im just kidding...

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Opiates

I may or may not be addicted to opiates. But I...

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Bible

Sometimes I think the Bible is the most well written piece...

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Addiction

I stopped drinking water recently. I think I was addicted. Its like I needed it to survive. I couldnt go a day without it. The worst part is it was around me everywhere I went. I couldnt...

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Ping Pong

Ping pong is for people who like...

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Travel

I read Around the World in 80 Days last week and couldnt help but...

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Sarcasm

I once had a sarcastic conversation...

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Unnecessary

Today just seemed unnecessary- I could have done without...

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Pretentious

Does using the word pretentious...

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Neurotic

I like to tell my neurotic friends the time....

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