I guess we have to look on the bright side of things and when we are given lemons, we need to make some cherry slushies....
Two friends are out camping when the first guy asks,...
Have you ever wondered how many government workers it takes to screw in a light bulb?...
A solicitor is explaining a contract to his client. There is one clause his client cant quite get his head around. Oh, thats what they call...
A Hunter walks into a bar, called Bank of Shina, just after a bender drinkin’ Burismas at another well. Hunter: “Barkeep, lemme have a cool...
A frog meets a giraffe in the street one day, and asks him how he can improve his life. The giraffe shakes his head, and says he cant help him....
Gavin, a seven-year-old parrot, sings operatic arias for his elderly owner, Norman. The parrot also performs stunts such as riding a unicycle on a highwire. But, one day, Norman was shocked to hear Gavin...
Name: Gang: 1. Have you ever scribbled on a piece of paper or spray-painted graffiti on a wall? 2. Do you regularly say things that nobody around you can understand? 3. Have you ever carved anything (including...
The President is flying in Air Force One, and opens a window. Then he pulls out his wallet and a nice, crisp $100 bill. The Vice-President asks him, Sir, what are you doing? The President replies, Im going to...
Two opposing members of Congress are trading jokes when the Democrat says, Let me tell you a really funny one about the President. The Republican congressman loses his sense of humor, and says, You realize that hes...
I went to Kroger’s Liquor Store to buy a twelve-pack for my son yesterday. Of the several women in the store at the time I was there, ALL were wearing a...
Police have reported that a large pig has escaped from Old McDonalds farm. Not content with being subject to a hideous childs nursery rhyme, this pig has...
This week we ordered mayonnaise from Kroger’s ClickList and got, in place of it, Miracle Whip. So if any of you are still nostalgic for the too-sweet potato...
He photographed and recorded everything on his phone-- Vacation pics, the kids playing, the kids eating, the family whiffle ball game, the meals he ate out,...
A camel and a turd walk into a bar and order a round of drinks. Ah a camel and a turd! the local drunk announces. Next, famous Turkish President, Kemmal Attaturk,...
(Or: A Room of Her Own) It’s Mother’ Day again this year And those whom we all hold so dear Are trapped inside with family near (Too near, I’m guessing, for those...
I went to my local garden centre yesterday morning. A quite attractive young man approached me as I wandered through the Herbaceous Borders looking for a Hardy Laurel....
A bloke goes into a chemists... Excuse me, says the man. Have you got any half millimeter condoms? That would only fit a mouse, says the chemist. I know, replies the man....
Two old girls are watching a film in the local cinema. One of them turns to her mate and whispers: Maude, that man sitting next to me, is having a wank. The dirty bastard,...
I was working with my mate, laying a wooden floor. He got a bit edgy, so I asked what was wrong. Dont like wooden floors, son, he said. Why? I enquired It nearly done my brother...
(With apologies to Joyce Kilmer) I think that I shall never see Someone as dumb as Donald T. Someone whose angry mouth is prest Against the mic in his slugfests. Someone who looks...
The United Nations History Research Unit has conducted extensive studies into the COVID-19 pandemic. A team of reknowned scientists, economists and other experts released...
Life has changed a lot with the coronavirus. Things will never be the same. In fact, I would say this is far bigger than 9/11. Much bigger....
A man orders a steak dinner at a restaurant, and when the waiter arrives with his dinner, the customer notices that the waiters thumb is on top...
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