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My wife just had a tattoo of my name put on her arm....
The President is flying in Air Force One, and opens a window. Then he pulls out his wallet and a nice, crisp $100 bill....
Two opposing members of Congress are trading jokes when the Democrat says,...
I went to Kroger’s Liquor Store to buy a twelve-pack for my son yesterday. Of the several women in the store at the time I was there, ALL were wearing a...
Police have reported that a large pig has escaped from Old McDonalds farm. Not content with being subject to a hideous childs nursery rhyme, this pig has...
This week we ordered mayonnaise from Kroger’s ClickList and got, in place of it, Miracle Whip. So if any of you are still nostalgic for the too-sweet potato...
He photographed and recorded everything on his phone-- Vacation pics, the kids playing, the kids eating, the family whiffle ball game, the meals he ate out,...
A camel and a turd walk into a bar and order a round of drinks. Ah a camel and a turd! the local drunk announces. Next, famous Turkish President, Kemmal Attaturk,...
(Or: A Room of Her Own) It’s Mother’ Day again this year And those whom we all hold so dear Are trapped inside with family near (Too near, I’m guessing, for those...
I went to my local garden centre yesterday morning. A quite attractive young man approached me as I wandered through the Herbaceous Borders looking for a Hardy Laurel....
A bloke goes into a chemists... Excuse me, says the man. Have you got any half millimeter condoms? That would only fit a mouse, says the chemist. I know, replies the man....
Two old girls are watching a film in the local cinema. One of them turns to her mate and whispers: Maude, that man sitting next to me, is having a wank. The dirty bastard,...
I was working with my mate, laying a wooden floor. He got a bit edgy, so I asked what was wrong. Dont like wooden floors, son, he said. Why? I enquired It nearly done my brother...
(With apologies to Joyce Kilmer) I think that I shall never see Someone as dumb as Donald T. Someone whose angry mouth is prest Against the mic in his slugfests. Someone who looks...
The United Nations History Research Unit has conducted extensive studies into the COVID-19 pandemic. A team of reknowned scientists, economists and other experts released...
Life has changed a lot with the coronavirus. Things will never be the same. In fact, I would say this is far bigger than 9/11. Much bigger....
A man orders a steak dinner at a restaurant, and when the waiter arrives with his dinner, the customer notices that the waiters thumb is on top...
Why wont white sharks eat impeachment defense lawyers when they go swimming? A: They are the same skin color. B: They are both in the same profession....
Ken Starr argued yesterday that we are making the process of impeachment too partisan, too easy. Isn’t this the man who tried to impeach a president...
The Western Skink Lizard is an amazing reptile. When confronted with a predator, it can detach its brightly-colored tail and, since its tail is full of nerves, the tail will squiggle for a few seconds...
Greenback was the name given by the Park Ranger to a big brown moose. One day, Greenback decided to migrate to the far side of the the forest, trotting towards the road that snaked through the sanctuary....
Do you think after this fiasco Republicans will attempt to amend the Constitution? Here’s my proposal for their 28th Amendment to the Constitution: “Bribery, but only in pursuit of advancing a candidates political...
I love red, I love blue, But most of all... I love chartreuse. Directions: ------------------ Repeat 10 times to self in mirror on bad hair days. Stick pins into ….oh.... just anything, really, with a sense of hope...
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