A copyright-free joke for any candidate who would like to use it on the stump to zing the current American president. (With a little tweaking, it may apply to many other world leaders, not to mention...
A father and mother with teenage kids enter a motel in a rather seedy part of town. We were trying to find a Holiday Inn or a Red Roof Inn or something but everything is already booked up. I hope your...
I have compiled a list of names that I have created for reality TV shows that are more to the point. In other words, lets call them what they really are. For you non-Americans, I have no intention of...
Heres the joke, its a one liner but i gotta make it 50 words, so Im sorry if we havent gotten to the joke yet. Okay here it is,...
St. Peter was showing some new arrivals around the place when they came to a room full of clocks. What are all these clocks for?...
Three new mothers sat nursing their babies in a shared wardroom. The first one looked at the other two, and said, When I gave birth...
If there’s an argument against Intelligent Design, it’s near our bladder. An organ that, as you age, sends you to the toilet more frequently...
There was an incident where the New York Yankees legendary manager, Casey Stengel, was in an elevator in a hotel after a day game in Boston. Before the elevator door could shut, a hand stopped the door,...
Three guys are drinking at their usual neighborhood pub, when they begin to compare the best pubs theyve ever been to. The first guy says, Best place I was ever at is MacKinnons Scottish Pub. Every three...
For someone who hardly ever watches reality television, one of the more perplexing headlines from my ISP I’ve seen in a while: “What Really Happened at the Windmill,” below which is a picture of a beautiful...
Republican Strategy for 2020 (or How to Prop Up an Overt Racist): When (not if) the President makes some blatantly racist comment or tweet, if you’re from a safe district, say nothing. The base eats this...
1. Why is there no beer named Buddumber or Budstupid? It certainly doesnt make anyone wiser. 2. Why are sewer caps marked Sanitary Sewer? Would you eat out of there? 3. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?...
1. I dont believe in guns. Trust me, theyre real. They still leave real bullet holes whether you believe in them or not. 2. President Trump claims to be trying to win black voters but refuses to let felons vote....
Joe tells his friend, So, I was at the gas station yesterday, and all of a sudden, I actually saw the guy that plays that superhero, The Human Torch, in those Fantastic Four movies! His friend, Larry, is surprised....
A married man is attending his mother-in-laws funeral, and eventually notices that his wife, sitting beside him, seems annoyed and is getting angrier by the minute. Whats the matter? whispers the husband. The wife hisses...
A man woke up to notice that his alarm clock had stopped at 3:33 AM, as did the clock in his living room. Next, when he decided to make some toast for breakfast, he noticed that he had just three slices of bread left. Next,...
(A new fit for an old joke?) My best friend, a heavy man, was missing several weeks from the usual weekly gathering at our local bar, so when he came in (looking very serious) I asked, Whats up? He (looking down) said well,...
Gee, this is a great candy bar, Etaoin Shrdlu said, mostly to himself, as this exile sat in the Venezuelan embassys lounge in Ottawa. I dont see any candy bar, said an astonished deputy ambassador. Youre right, but I craved...
The chocoholics addiction at last had its effect, requiring a trip to the emergency room. He craved cocoa in any form. All those chocolate malts and shakes, an unbelievable amount of hot chocolate, numerous...
The rookie writer stayed up late and awoke early, spending all her waking time working on news stories for The Spoof. To stay awake and to replenish the energy she used up at a rapid clip, the young writer...
The Doctor was blunt. You have a serious condition that requires removal of about half of your colon. The patient, a writer for The Spoof, was crushed. But, Doc, how can I survive if you remove my colon?...
While a young girl and her mother were sitting in a library reading room working on a book report about Trump supporters, the girl, noticing she was surrounded by a diverse group of people, asked her mother, Do you...
Why did the money launderer cross the road? To get to the Cyprus Bank and, all of his stolen money that he ripped off from his fellow Russian citizens...
When a tourist witnessing the theft of the Constitution of the United States from the Capitol rotunda by Donald Trump, asked a nearby Capitol policewoman, Why is the President allowed to just steal the...
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