About a century ago there was a radical labor union, the Industrial Workers of the World, or IWW for short. Members were called Wobblies, since many of their foreign-born had difficulty pronouncing the...
So how do you turn a cat into a dog? My father taught me this trick. You get a can of gasolene, pour it carefully all over...
He is Trump. Trump he is. I do not like him, Trump he is. Does Trump like to tell the truth? Trump, he hates to tell the truth....
A husband comes home to find his car wrecked, the result of it driving straight into the neighbors tree. Panicked, he runs to the scene of the accident, and is relieved to find his wife okay, and apologizing...
Do I really need to explain this? Whenever they appear in public, they are an embarrassment. You never see your own, but hear from them at the worst times. Theyre either blowing hot air, or tooting their own...
Two friends are talking about a recent blackout in the city they live in. The first guy says, Oh, man, without power, I had no access to anything I like to do! No internet, no video games, no TV, no radio, no...
Imagine you are in the middle of the ocean with two hungry sharks about to kill you and eat you. How do you get out of this situation? Stop imagining. Duh. A man rides into town on Friday. Two days later, he...
The next step in Trump’s Trade War? The Trump Regime will build Potemkin Villages* in the farming states showing how happy, stress-free, and prosperous those farmers really are, and charge his supporters...
A young lady walked into a Starbucks, very stylishly dressed. She walked up to the counter and gave her order, like this: Id like a Triple Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Almond Macchiato with Sugar-Free...
A man is walking downtown when he comes across an unusual ad in the window of a seedy-looking restaurant; $2 Ham Sandwich, $3 Steak Sandwich, $1 Salad, $10 Hand Job. Wow! Thats a great price for that!...
Increasingly, don’t you get the impression that Donald Trump needs a translator with him all the time? We could call this new White House position the Executive Obfuscator. Of course, the Trump Ad....
Sometimes when I take a walk, I go by a fenced-in yard with a sign that reads, “Beware of the Dog.” About that time, I’m accosted by two dogs—one, a scrappy beagle, the other, a poodle-like creature—fully...
(So he could sexually harass the chicken,) Why did Donald Trump throw the clock out the window? (He wanted to set civil rights back a hundred years.) Knock. Knock. Whos there?...
Trump and Stevie Wonder met at a golf tournament and Trump said to Stevie, Do you make it to a lot of golf tournaments Stevie? Yes, but I like playing even more! replied Stevie How in the world do you, a blind...
A tasty Chinese cuisine has just opened in our town. It igoes by the memorable name of HU FLUNG DUN Throughout the world this restaurant chain has become famous for this tasty dish with its dark brown sauce enveloping...
Over a couple a beers in a bar, two men are talking when one admits, I keep getting these damn penis enlargement advertisements on my computer! One e-mail ad after the other, every day at all hours of the day! Its really...
In 1933, a Colorado daily carried the mistaken headline that Will Overhead had won the Memorial Day classic, the Indy 500. That was the result of a misunderstanding on the part of an inexperienced editor....
Gentlemen. Welcome to my Establishment devoted only to your pleasure. Let me introduce Miss Lay who certainly lives up to her name. Or Miss Ann Thrope - guaranteed to tie you up in knots! Or can you deny...
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick of Texas says that the shooting last week at Santa Fe and other school shootings elsewhere were caused by: Adderall, abortions, hairbands and halter tops, too many windows and exits at...
What I learned today from Heidegger about unripe fruit: “’The not-yet of un-ripeness does not mean something other which is outstanding that could be objectively present in and with it in a way indifferent...
A man slowly walks into a bar, as if in great pain, groans as he sits down on a stool, and orders 10 shots of bourbon. Once served the ten drinks, he suddenly has enough energy to start drinking them...
A boyfriend and girlfriend want permission to go to the prom, but the girls father refuses. Absolutely not! the father says, shaking his head angrily. Therell be dancing there, and dancing can lead to...
Riddle: Name a Confederate statue that is still standing in Washington DC, that was made during the Civil War, is old and past its time, is out of date with modern times, that is decayed and in disrepair,...
Donald Trump and two other people die at the same time and stand before God, who is sitting.on his holy throne, with one empty seat on the left and one on the right. What do you believe in, James Parker?...
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