Jonah & The Whale

Submitted by Sea Breeze Rae

Thursday, 20 October 2005

Mrs. Wilson, a 3rd grade teacher, was teaching her class about whales. She informed her class that even though whales were very large, their throats were small and could not swallow large items. Little Timmy raised his hand and said, "But, Mrs. Wilson, I go to Sunday School every Sunday and was told that Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Mrs. Wilson replied, "I am sorry, Timmy. Bible stories are a myth and that never really happened."

Timmy replied, "Well, when I go to heaven I am going to ask Jonah if he was swallowed by a whale."

Mrs. Wilson asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

Timmy replied, "Then you can ask!"

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