Blonde in traffic

Submitted by The French Plunger

Wednesday, 19 October 2005

So, this blonde is sitting in traffic. A guy runs up to her car. It's her ex-boyfriend. He's really ticked at her. He tells her to get out of the car. She does. He draws a circle on thje pavement with sidewalk chalk. He tells her to stand in it and not step out. He then smashes her car windows. She starts laughing really hard. "You think that's funny," he says. Then, he slashes her tires. She is still laughing. He then blows up her engine. The blond is now rolling on the ground laughing. The ex-boyfriend says, I just destroyed your entire car, and your cracking up.

She gasps through her giggles, "I stepped out of the circle three times."

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